Originally Posted by Matt (Post 291421)

Smoking/Non-smoking sections of restaurants are like having a peeing/non-peeing section of a swimming pool.

Originally Posted by frost (Post 319104)

Which tissues hold up to crankin' one out better?

Originally Posted by frost (Post 319500)

Have you forced her to sleep with you yet to keep her job?

Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 320587)

:wtf2: You guys are sick! Frost you need to seek professional help.

Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 319745)

frost just raised the bar of offensiveness!

Originally Posted by antennahead (Post 333115)

I agree on the dick with the bumps, that one truely grosses me out :icon14:

Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 338956)

Oh and don't mind our black blow up doll in the chair. She had fun too!

Originally Posted by TX_370 (Post 345321)

I'd like to thank Vipor's mom :bowrofl:

Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 146823)

Seems like you two have a solid relationship. You know how sensitive his butt dyno is. ;) :icon18:

Originally Posted by vipor (Post 348327)

rednek01 talking about theDreamer

Originally Posted by vipor (Post 348327)

rednek01 talking about theDreamer

Originally Posted by TX_370 (Post 348338)

They are a cute couple arent they?

Originally Posted by PyroCustoms (Post 350440)

Not personal experience. Buddy of mine got drugged at a club and went home with a tranny. He was so freaked out when he woke up the next day he left his wallet and phone. Only reason we found out was bc the tranny brought home his wallet and phone to my buddies roommate.

After that, I made sure my drink was my drink and I'm always coherent enough to know when a girl is not a girl. Plus I'm not one for being flat out drunk.

Originally Posted by PyroCustoms (Post 350471)

I'm not sure what happened (and I really don't care to), he really didn't talk about it and we didn't really see him come out of his room for a couple days except to go to the bathroom and such. Understandably. I haven't heard from him in a couple of years, but he was always getting plowed and doing stupid ****, it just caught up to him I guess. His roommate really let him have it with the jokes. I gave it a week before I bought him a doughnut.

Last I talked with him he was back to normal and wasn't entirely pissed that we made fun of him for it.

Originally Posted by frost (Post 350919)

Just because you explain something clearly doesn't mean he likes the explanation :roflpuke2:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 359250)

If AK's signature gets any fuckin bigger, I'm gonna start turning it in as school essays.

Originally Posted by frost (Post 359274)

So, I was watching porn and cranking one out while the wife watched. It was some chick blowing a guy. So, at the same time I'm about to drop my knot, the girl takes the **** out of her mouth and she has the most ****** up teeth ever. I mean, huge gap, crooked, the whole bit. It was so terrible, that it borderlined hysterical. So seeing that, my knot didn't wanna come out anymore, but it was already started. So it came out hard, like I was passing a brick though my junk. Didnt like it. Haven't felt right since.

Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 359397)

:wtf2:

Here I am sitting at the computer in my boxers scratching my balls and read about Frost cranking it....not right.

Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 361816)

Sporting wood......nickles stuck in ass cheeks......fugly porno chicks with messed up teeth.......this thread rocks! :rock:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 371734)

I had to make a tetris game back in the day for a programming class. In all the legal **** at the beginning, I put that starting the game meant I owned your soul unto such time that you beat the game. Then I had all my friends play it. So, I gotta couple spare souls for sale if you know anyone interested.

Originally Posted by blue660r01 (Post 371749)

Im going to stop posting at 9,999

Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 376621)

Your Nerdology will forever impress me. :shakes head:

Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 377619)

Common sense does not exist on the internet, so we just have to work around it. :icon18:

Originally Posted by Togo (Post 391389)

man tattoos are becoming more and more attractive as the days go by..

Originally Posted by frost (Post 391601)

:wtf2::superghey:

Originally Posted by Togo (Post 391607)

haha as soon as i saw this thread show up in my user cp, i knew what the quote was.. lol


well i officially made the quote thread

Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 391638)

Actually, frost, you are why terrorists hate us. :stirthepot:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 391696)

Well, I don't like to brag, but ...

Originally Posted by frost (Post 403039)

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60...MieHuoTong.jpg

Put a fake vagina on it, and I would pay anything.

Originally Posted by vipor (Post 403044)

Why are all the quotes from frost? lol

Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 407446)

Oh crap.....excuse me fellas.....I gotta clean my monitor....I just licked the damn thing. :yum:

Originally Posted by Sunsational04 (Post 407412)

you wont look there because theres no penis for you to look at.

Originally Posted by pgrmstr (Post 408124)

Good ole American craftsmanship with a the designer and builder a simply phone call away....I'll take that over off the shelf jap crap any day of the week!

Originally Posted by Togo (Post 410932)

This thread will decimate all after you put about fifteen posts in it or more, and if we have to, overnight posts from Frost.

Originally Posted by frost (Post 410945)

It made me laugh :D