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PapoZalsa 06-08-2010 09:19 PM

This guy my friend made me spit my Iced Tea all over the place in ZdayZ, Tony is my witness, with quotes similar to this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkPath (Post 568766)
Wrap one round your A$$ and see for yourself. There is nothing like the OOOo Ahhh of a Z, especially in the twisties.


HKYStormFront 06-08-2010 09:29 PM

boats and hoes

Caravanshaka 06-09-2010 01:46 PM

I just thought this was hilarious:

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK370Z (Post 569046)
Kinda unrelated to the thread but I'll share anyway.

Last week after driving for a while, I parked my car on the driveway. I was going to go to post office right away so I didn't turn the ignition off. I was going to go inside, get the letters and then go. Car was running with FULL A/C on and everything.

I entered home, got on the forum and completely forgot about the car. Lets just say two hours later I went downstairs and shut the car off. :shakes head:

:rofl2:

our forum creator ladies and gentleman

HKYStormFront 06-09-2010 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 569803)
...our forum creator ladies and gentleman

:bowrofl::bowrofl:

bullitt5897 06-09-2010 11:15 PM

hahaha even AK has Newb moments!

vipor 06-09-2010 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 569803)
I just thought this was hilarious:
:rofl2:

our forum creator ladies and gentleman

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370zproject 06-10-2010 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 569803)
I just thought this was hilarious:



:rofl2:

our forum creator ladies and gentleman

:bowrofl:

Jesse_Hunter 06-11-2010 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple's (Post 572127)
Get that Twat off the Gtr and the Z, and on a Bed spread eagle.... :yum:

:iagree:

HKYStormFront 06-11-2010 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse_Hunter (Post 572327)
:iagree:

:bowrofl::bowrofl:

antennahead 06-12-2010 02:02 PM

Quoted by Frost :tup:

"The world is like a computer. Sometimes the viruses are just too much to deal with, and you must reformat and start all over"

frost 06-12-2010 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antennahead (Post 573948)
Quoted by Frost :tup:

"The world is like a computer. Sometimes the viruses are just too much to deal with, and you must reformat and start all over"

Rofl, I think you're the only one on here that will think my rant on mass murder belongs in the best quotes thread :bowrofl::bowrofl:

Trips 06-12-2010 02:08 PM

His not alone!!
And I share your views.. :bowrofl::roflpuke2:

antennahead 06-12-2010 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 573953)
Rofl, I think you're the only one on here that will think my rant on mass murder belongs in the best quotes thread :bowrofl::bowrofl:

you were only trying to save society by eliminating all the "viral" entities, is it wrong to want to stamp out the plagues? :confused:

frost 06-12-2010 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antennahead (Post 573965)
you were only trying to save society by eliminating all the "viral" entities, is it wrong to want to stamp out the plagues? :confused:

Not to you, me, and trip :icon17:

Trips 06-12-2010 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 573969)
Not to you, me, and trip :icon17:

:tup:

I believe in the 80% theory.

XwChriswX 06-14-2010 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 575651)
Hell, even taking off from a light sometimes I bet I could get taken by a Prius.

Taken from an honest thread, but it's comedic value couldn't be ignored... :tup:

bullitt5897 06-14-2010 10:45 AM

I think my Bold comment to the UA guy is comedic gold:

"Seriously, If you dont have anything positive to add to our community then GO THE F'k HOME or go install a JL sub in some basketball player's Cadillac!"

nogoodname 06-14-2010 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bullitt5897 (Post 576463)
I think my Bold comment to the UA guy is comedic gold:

"Seriously, If you dont have anything positive to add to our community then GO THE F'k HOME or go install a JL sub in some basketball player's Cadillac!"

heeyyy... you can't nominate your own quote!

bullitt5897 06-14-2010 10:54 AM

hahahaha I just did! what you gonna do about it steal mahs horse?

Caravanshaka 06-14-2010 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 576659)
Surprisingly I'm not stupid enough to see something doesn't fit under the hood and think the best solution is to continuously slam the hood closed harder and harder until it works and say: There! All better, y0!

:facepalm:

AK370Z 06-14-2010 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 569803)
I just thought this was hilarious:
:rofl2:

our forum creator ladies and gentleman

:rofl2: WTF! How did I end up in this thread?! :icon17:

TX_370 06-14-2010 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 569803)
I just thought this was hilarious:



:rofl2:

our forum creator ladies and gentleman

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Caravanshaka 06-14-2010 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK370Z (Post 576695)
:rofl2: WTF! How did I end up in this thread?! :icon17:

:icon18: I had to, AK!! :owned:

2theextreme 06-14-2010 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK370Z (Post 576695)
:rofl2: WTF! How did I end up in this thread?! :icon17:

One of the posts that is already in the Best Quotes thread.....that really is also its own best quote! You made it twice, AK!! :tup:


:roflpuke2:

Caravanshaka 06-14-2010 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 576733)
One of the posts that is already in the Best Quotes thread.....that really is also its own best quote! You made it twice, AK!! :tup:


:roflpuke2:

:facepalm:

Jesse_Hunter 06-14-2010 01:23 PM

:bowrofl: You guys keep this up and I'll just "Ha Ha Ha" my way to 1,000 posts.

2theextreme 06-14-2010 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 576734)
:facepalm:

And here's the first stand alone Jean Luc Picard post to make it into the......oh nevermind......just shoot me! :ugh2:

vipor 06-14-2010 01:29 PM

:facepalm:

TX_370 06-14-2010 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 576737)
And here's the first stand alone Jean Luc Picard post to make it into the......oh nevermind......just shoot me! :ugh2:

:facepalm:

phelan 06-16-2010 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phelan (Post 580171)
you bastard, look what you've done to my pillows. :shakes head:

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 580201)
It's not my fault you don't give them the attention they deserve. This is your own doing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 580209)
Those pillows were begging for it. With those tight little cases they were wearing. :yum:

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 580214)
Practically see through!

Quote:

Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 580219)
Are we talking normal feather stuffed pillows or Memory Foam?

Cause if they claim rape, the foam will have made a mold of the purpetrator for easy Suspect Identification...

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 580225)
My memory foam pillow = awesome investment.

Feels good on my penis.

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 580228)
I'd feel bad about banging some of my feather pillows, because they have downs.



and these guys accuse me of being the pillow lover :ugh2:

TX_370 06-16-2010 04:53 PM

L0l!

XwChriswX 06-16-2010 08:18 PM

Sibze, while playing MW2:

"You don't pick up your knife using the knife button!!"

:bowrofl:

2theextreme 06-16-2010 08:23 PM

I tell you what, phelan.....that there is a lot of TMPI.....

Too Much Pillow Information

:ugh2:

HKYStormFront 06-16-2010 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by z34guy (Post 580548)
Why would you want to purchase new tires for stock wheels? You should get tires for new wheels; something that will look alot better and have better fitmit without spacers. Something Volk, Work, Weds; not STOCKS. Stop doing what all the loosers do on this site. Please step your game up!

QFT's :wtf2:

FuszNissan 06-16-2010 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phelan (Post 580234)
and these guys accuse me of being the pillow lover :ugh2:

It's all your fault!

shadoquad 06-16-2010 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HKYStormFront (Post 580609)
QFT's :wtf2:

Oh yeah, man, like your "fitmit" is any better. :roflpuke2:

frost 06-16-2010 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 580760)
Oh yeah, man, like your "fitmit" is any better. :roflpuke2:

The fitmit on his frontier is the bestist

HKYStormFront 06-16-2010 10:06 PM

i've got 265/75/16's on my chit, that's 32 inches of all terrain goodness :D

Trips 06-16-2010 11:38 PM

knows his tires

HKYStormFront 06-17-2010 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple's (Post 581102)
knows his tires

wrong thread :ugh2:

:roflpuke2:


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