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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 705730)

I'm going to put a Hello Kitty sticker on it now for ZdayZ. :facepalm:

DUE EAT! :tup::roflpuke2:

And I'll step out of the passenger side wearing that Joker hoodie!

Taken from the Word Association Thread:

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 712723)

Bi-Polar

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Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 712725)

wives

:bowrofl: :roflpuke2:

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Originally Posted by Chan Chee Hoe (Post 711470)

Yes,don't feel any better power,only noisier.

:icon17:

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 712733)

Taken from the Word Association Thread:

:bowrofl: :roflpuke2:

:bowrofl:

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Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 714351)

It's amazing, Steve has no gag reflexes.

:eek:

Steve = m4a1mustang

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Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 714353)

:eek:

Steve = m4a1mustang

:mad:

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 715078)

Maybe we can discuss something less controversial, like politics, religion, or street racing.

Lmao

Why I love the370z.com

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Originally Posted by 370Zsteve (Post 719136)

:bowrofl: I bet Mustang's posts are 75% from the can :bowrofl:

Originally Posted by XwChriswX http://www.the370z.com/images/buttons/viewpost.gif
:bowrofl: I bet Mustang's posts are 75% from his knees :bowrofl:
:eek: :wtf2:

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 719143)

Yeah, kneeled over on the floor doin you in the @ss, queer. :mad:

Originally Posted by XwChriswX http://www.the370z.com/images/buttons/viewpost.gif
Yeah, kneeled over on the floor takin it in the @ss, cause I'm queer. :mad:

Well as long as you're ok with it... :ugh2:

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 719147)

You can edit my posts all you want, Chris, but you can never take my d*ck out of your @ss!!!

Originally Posted by XwChriswX http://www.the370z.com/images/buttons/viewpost.gif
You can take me outta the d*ck all you want, Chris, but you can never take the d*ck out of me!!!
:bowrofl: :icon18:

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 719151)

Wow I'm going to kill you if I ever meet you. :bowrofl:

Wow did y'all have a gay cat fight or what.

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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 719543)

Wow did y'all have a gay cat fight or what.

Go premo and find out, big boi. :yum:

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 719554)

Go premo and find out, big boi. :yum:

I get first dibs. :stirthepot:

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Originally Posted by chris vs M41MUSTANG

...

:bowrofl: :roflpuke2: :rofl2: ROFL! :supergay:

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Originally Posted by AK370Z (Post 720073)

:bowrofl: :roflpuke2: :rofl2: ROFL! :supergay:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA300_.jpg

:inoutroflpuke:

Wow...what did I miss...lol

Sorry Lou, no Furries allowed.

While waiting at the DMV......

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 723990)

It smells like 3 day old sex and bourbon in here.

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Originally Posted by Sibze (Post 723994)

You back home already?

:rofl2: That was a good one, Seabreeze! :tup:

:roflpuke2: The best part is, he is on his cell and I don't think he noticed :roflpuke2:

I notice everything. :mad:

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue (Post 726761)

do you use the special Porter cable Anal Zaino applicator?

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 726765)

Tony applies it by hand.

:inoutroflpuke: :roflpuke2: :wtf2:

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 731429)

With your rear license plate EVOR thing, your car looks goth now, Tony. I'm afraid it's going to start cutting itself on curbs. :(

:rofl2: Awesome!! I need to cut my hair now...goth's don't usually have it as long as I do. Oh, and I need more black t-shirts!

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Originally Posted by Sunsational04 (Post 732380)

Omg dont you worry about AK's package! hahahaha

:ugh2:

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 738395)

No, wrong! He wouldn't hire me because I'm a registered sexy offender... :owned:

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 738398)

Actually, I'm not a sex offender, but I've considered selling that story to my neighbors so that I don't have to hand out Halloween candy this year. Money's tight... and I want the snickers for myself this year.

:facepalm:

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 738416)

:facepalm:

I'm telling you, that plan is foolproof.

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 738420)

I'm telling you, that plan is proof im a fool.

You got that right... :ugh2:

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 742451)

phelan immma use ur wingding.

:wtf2:

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Originally Posted by phelan (Post 742693)

dreamer has been giving reach arounds to brad in exchange for parts and 'labor'

:rofl2:

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Originally Posted by phelan (Post 742811)

talking about hooters, tilted kilt, some places called 'teachers', and a club in london now has me stuck with a raging hard-on in the middle of my work day.

**** you guys, i need to find a binder.

:icon14:

oh wow i made the best quotes thread three times today...O_o;;

rutt rooowww scruffy

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue (Post 744153)

You got a 5.0? wtf why didn't you get a Genesis Coupe? Damn don't you just want to rev that warranty! the things got like 450 foot pounds of value!:roflpuke2:

seriously though, congrats on the car! i'm sure its a beast, i would love to try one out if i had the chance. Enjoy that v8 pur! :):tup:

:icon18:

Rev that warranty? Ft-lbs of value? LOL

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 744164)

:icon18:

Rev that warranty? Ft-lbs of value? LOL

lol "rwhp" stands for "ridiculous warranty horse power".

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Originally Posted by Sunsational04 (Post 756214)

check yoself before you wreck yoself!

I think this is her first time in here! :stirthepot: