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smurfblu13 08-28-2009 12:27 AM
It's funny cause it's true.

2theextreme 08-28-2009 03:25 PM
Ok....so I see this:

Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 174699)
You have some crazy patience. I would have pulled out a long time ago.
And I figure...wow, sex talk! And seems I wasn't the only one:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 174700)
Well, ever since I started having sex I've learned that pulling out only leads to regret.
Come to find out they are just talking wheels......damn! :shakes head:

frost 08-28-2009 03:26 PM
^ nice setup

nogoodname 08-28-2009 03:27 PM
damn Tony, you can twist any words around....lol

2theextreme 08-28-2009 03:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nogoodname (Post 174716)
damn Tony, you can twist any words around....lol
:bowrofl:

Togo 08-28-2009 03:31 PM
That didn't take long!

nogoodname 08-28-2009 03:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 174721)
:bowrofl:
and that avatar still cracks me up........

frost 08-28-2009 03:38 PM
If he had shades on, it would be like ZZ top

2theextreme 08-28-2009 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 174745)
If he had shades on, it would be like ZZ top
"She got legs......she knows how to use them" :p

nogoodname 08-28-2009 03:39 PM
no, he'd look like a texas ranger....lol

Togo 08-28-2009 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nogoodname (Post 174749)
no, he'd look like a texas ranger....lol
Like a texas ranger or

Walker Texas Ranger?

:D

nogoodname 08-28-2009 03:42 PM
^^ hell yea.... was waiting for that

Togo 08-28-2009 03:43 PM
Glad you didn't have to wait long then.. hahahah

frost 08-28-2009 03:56 PM
I call chuck norris "snatch face" because he looks like he has two lips between a bunch of pube hair.

http://origin2.foxnews.com/images/31...huckNorris.jpg

2theextreme 08-30-2009 12:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 177349)
Keep you willy to your own tailpipe
Oh my! :bowrofl:


And frost....SNATCH FACE?? :roflpuke2:

frost 08-30-2009 12:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 177358)
Oh my! :bowrofl:


And frost....SNATCH FACE?? :roflpuke2:
Whatever, if you only saw it close up, you would think of sticking your junk in it

2theextreme 08-30-2009 12:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 177364)
Whatever, if you only saw it close up, you would think of sticking your junk in it
:icon18:

nogoodname 08-30-2009 12:36 AM
tony has the most posts in here....lol

2theextreme 08-30-2009 12:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nogoodname (Post 177432)
tony has the most posts in here....lol
:bowrofl: Hey, I like this thread! What can I say? :rolleyes:

BanningZ 08-30-2009 07:05 AM
I've got one.

And its from an honorary member.

I (doubt) therefore i am - Rene Descarte :OG on wrinkles of the mind: who has been horribly misquoted for way to long.

2theextreme 08-31-2009 01:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nogoodname (Post 180099)
at least you get a sentra... for lone term repairs...i get a damn Cobalt... FML
Quote:
Originally Posted by nogoodname (Post 180106)
jokes on them though... i kill the cobalt... it was winter time....

whenever i see a snowbank, i drive into it
:icon17:

nogoodname 08-31-2009 01:41 PM
^^ damn, what if my dealership is reading this....LOL

if you quote this quote for the best quote thread...... epic doofus

2theextreme 08-31-2009 01:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nogoodname (Post 180149)
^^ damn, what if my dealership is reading this....LOL

if you quote this quote for the best quote thread...... epic doofus
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

2theextreme 08-31-2009 06:01 PM
Ok....not bad....I gotta admit I did laugh when I first read it:

Quote:
Originally Posted by nogoodname (Post 180439)
what about Miracle Whip..... it didnt whip up a miracle....
i called customer service and they had no idea what i was talkin about.... FML
:icon17:

nogoodname 08-31-2009 06:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 180166)
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:
so u r a doofus :bowrofl: :roflpuke2: :inoutroflpuke: :icon14: :rofl2: :icon18:

2theextreme 09-06-2009 11:23 PM
And frost revives the thread!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 188417)
Dude, if you're going to spam a thread, you may want to pick a more popular one than my educational (low visited) threads.
After having a spammer post in one of his threads.....too funny!! :bowrofl:

frost 09-06-2009 11:25 PM
:icon17: :icon23:

Togo 09-07-2009 12:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 188520)
The 370 interior takes 350's interior and anal rapes it with no lube ... while humming the wizard of oz theme.
:roflpuke2:

frost 09-07-2009 12:28 AM
:tup:

frost 09-07-2009 12:44 PM
In responding to a post someone over at my350z.com made about ugly the interior of the 370z is:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pushing_Tin (Post 188947)
Looks are of course subjective, but I mean ugly? Really? That website is full of lamers and douchebags.
:D

Pushing_Tin 09-07-2009 12:49 PM
I didn't even notice this thread. I am posting one from Mustang which is currenty my sig.

Quote:
Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 179242)
I used to think that 350 drivers were douchebags because of how they behaved. Now driving the 370 I feel like a lot of Mustang guys are douchebags. So just keep in mind that we're all douchebags in someone's mind.

Shunya 09-08-2009 05:10 AM
^lol

AK370Z 09-08-2009 05:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 190116)
Yeah, I got beat by a 350 too, I was so pissed I broke my xbox controller in half right afterwards
:bowrofl:

nogoodname 09-08-2009 05:51 PM
that's a good one, nice find AK

frost 09-10-2009 07:52 PM
Regarding the premium member section, where we are known to post naked ladies once in a while (every day).

Quote:
Originally Posted by zZSportZz (Post 192746)
Up here in the prem section, we are much more sophisticated. Now where is my batch of today's titties?

frost 09-10-2009 07:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by semtex (Post 192229)
I want visitors to be comfortable, but not TOO comfortable, know what I mean? Welcome to my home. Stay a while. Now get the f*ck out; you've become tedious.
Not exactly a welcome mat :D

Togo 09-10-2009 07:55 PM
^ haha thats a good quote!

2theextreme 09-10-2009 11:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 193658)
It's amazing how easy shit is when you're not watching porn at the same time.
After frost enlarged a photo from a website that when I posted it looked like you needed a microscope to see it.....I failed all the way around! :bowrofl:

2theextreme 09-15-2009 04:33 PM
A new contender emerges from the shadows:

Quote:
Originally Posted by PyroCustoms (Post 199352)
I saw somewhere a paint process that involves the normal highgloss paint, then they use a crap load of clear coat and then polish it like you did your knob when you saw your first boob.
:bowrofl:

Caravanshaka 09-16-2009 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon Z (Post 200473)
nearly sagged my knickers when I saw how tiny our piping was.
^ That's what she said!

http://www.the370z.com/diy-section-d...tml#post200473


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