^has one bright green dot

has a gray dot

Six on the front nine in the rear. That's how South Carolina does it there.

^ Wears cowboy hats and chaps to formal events

^wares a normal suit

^ Secretly thinks he's a werewolf

Still trying to keep it clean

doing everything he can to get scott to come over to the dark side, what are you gonna say next? "I'm your father!" ??? :)

^ Knows I'm screaming profane thoughts in my head further polluting my already sick mind

should let them be heard, at least in this thread :)

Can't handle the truth of what's in Scott's head

^ Loves kittens and Sun Flowers. But not all at once.

Is a kitten and sunflower pimp. And samples his own products.

allowed this thread to be relegated to page 2(!) of this forum.

^ Helps keeps the forum in a good mood

Was recently kicked out of the air force, because somebody asked, and he told.

^ Apparently telling a Senior NCO 'F*ck you, sir!' was't such a good idea lol

gives generously to the head foundation, and the Arizona Cardinals cheerleaders appreciate his work.

^is a shado

Is a mad project, the fever dream of a demented scientist who wondered what would happen if you grafted a rhinocerous pen0r onto a human being.

^Is the result

rapes sheep

^ Doesn't think thats a baaaaaaaaaaad thing... :wtf2:

Likes the sound of "faaaaaaaaster" better than the call of "raaaaaaaaaape"

^ Found out the hard way

Does everything the hard way, like that time he learned that he couldn't defeat Steven Seagal in hand-to-hand combat.

^ Thought I had a chance when I threw dirt in Stevens face and kicked his crotch.

Forgot, just like me, that Seagal's crotch was steel plated after that stunt accident in "Hard To Kill"

^lives in harm city

^ Loves Nicky Cage in Gone In 60 Seconds

^knows i just love the lambo scene

is my "unicorn"

^stole the uni blood(also page 888)

Wants to get ate 3 times

could use some tint

Didn't know I have tint.

^ Doesn't know it's raining over here

doesn't know the weather here in south cakalacky has been fantastic this week!

^doesnt know i have a cat

doesn't know i'm allergic to cats.... FTL