Stalks R. Kelly with a video camera to be in his next sex tape in which R.Kelly urinates on him and commits numerous other anal sexual acts.

^ Must have never seen Tropic Thunder, cause it mentions Lance...

^Fights men for the love of Ray J

Would proudly "deliver parts" to Chris, at a price of course. ;)

^ Thinks by waiting on the winners table, he is a member.

^ Has googly eyes

^ Gives me butterflies when he looks into my eyes.

^ Makes English sound like baby canaries

Can kill canaries with the toxic gases he emits.

what? It's a defense mechanism.

^ Questions his own comebacks.

^knows im kinda back

Has Internet problems

^ Goes right for the sweet spot.

^went after the wrong spot

^ Cant keep a secret

^knows he told me to tell others

^ Got raped by Seabreeeeeeze!

^ Watched:drama:

^knows i cried

Keeps blaming seabreeze for his own actions

^ accepted his time long ago

^read the gtr button swap

^ Dont look back.

^ Doesn't know about the other drivers, but when he sees flashing lights behind him, he doesn't stop.

^ Was the Sheriff that couldn't keep up

^has a eye

^ Has internet with a doomsday timer.

^ Is scared

^ Is very sneaky

^has the og thread back now to share

Has a huge f*cking spider on his back!!!

^holy ****'s all over

Is a man's man, When he hits you in the face; you want to thank him.

^knows well

Is a man's man. Takes my €ock to his face and thanks me for it.

^is gay

^ Tried to be Batman's Robin but was turned down.

is googling!!!

^has a sexy red z

^ Has special issue Limited Edition Batman Replica Undershorts...