^ Like Samwell and Chris

works at one of the largest nissan dealerships in the country

^ Works at one of the largest legalized brothels in the world...

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

^^ uses the SPOILER button like he's raping it

^ Gets raped BY the spoiler button...

deserves a rep for that one but the forum won't let me give one :(

^ Should understand the forum doesn't let you rep if you're rep boosting lol

apparently hasn't noticed i have given a rep in a long time, i dunno what's going on... :(

can i just blame blu??

^ Should just blame phelan... everyone else does.

should get back to raping his phalen pillow

^ Commense Phelan Pillow Rapage

needs to put that nasty thing in the washing machine once in a while...

^ Doesn't know that age adds spice...

knows that he who controls the spice, controls the universe!!

^took the lemon peper

gave it to him

Invented the snuggie.

^ Wanted it named after him, but it wouldn't have marketed to well to call it a Chubbie... People would have gotten the wrong impression... :ugh2:

(Chubb for b0ner, not for size... not meant to offend br0)

Was the only one in the test group who got a Chubbie from talking to me.

^ As a strange allure to the sick and twisted

Should Netflix the first two seasons of Sons of Anarchy if he hasn't seen them already.

^ Knows Rescue Me beats stupid bikers anyday :tup:

at least watches man shows on FX

^ Knows the best original series' are on F/X

Nip/Tuck
Rescue Me
Justified
Sons of Anarchy (I don't watch it, but everyone says it's good)

neglected to mention The Shield, which was very good in the first few seasons

^ Doesn't know I skipped that one, I bore of cop dramas after COPS lol

Watches Nip/Tuck like all the other middle aged women I've met.

^ Knows 85% of the women on that show are faptabulous

would watch oprah if she was hot.

^ Faps to oprah to this day

Should have seen the mumu she wore the other day :drool:

is disturbing me again

^ Loooooooooooooves the c0ck :icon17:

is pulling out ghey jokes cause that's all he's got, lame

Is offended by gay jokes, because they all relate to his boyfriend.

^is true

is phalse

Intention@lly misspells werds 2 luuk hyp

wishes he was hip

still leaves his lights on