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defends the skies at night in AZ, protecting our warm, rich desert lands from the horrors of excessive birds flying over.
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needs help most of the time
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Doesn't provide help to anyone. Would perfer to sit back drink and beer and watch the suffering.
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apparently doesn't know that i don't drink, ever
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Is a better man than I. In terms of drinking.
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should send me some authentic salsa :)
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^makes his own
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is not referring to salsa lol
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Wants my special brew of sala.
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^After a couple of drinks, talks himself into eating his own salsa
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doesn't even need a few drinks to try his own salsa :wtf2:
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^ Likes his salsa chunky, and only fresh from the source!
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knows i prefer restaurant style salsa
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prefers restaurant salsa, but likes his women chunky and spicy
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is the one who turned me on to that style of salsa
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^Didn't like the quaint Mexican restaurant we went to?
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should know damn well taco bell doesn't count as a messican restaurant
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thinks Dominos is authentic Italian cuisine.
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Taco bell is the highest class of restaurant he can afford.
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knows this because he eats from its dumpsters and sees me in line.
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^ Doesn't come to taco bell of west covina, would have seen you there
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Needs me to show him where all the best dumpsters are.
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Regularly drives 2632 miles to eat fast food.
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^ Doesn't know about KFC dumpsters
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Likes to "eat" the Colonel every chance he gets.
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has spent many a night in the Colonel's bed of breaded goodness
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^ Has tasted the Colonels's blend of herbs and spices... :wtf2:
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was inappropriately touched by both the burger king and ronald mcdonald while growing up.
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needs to quit talking about the boy scouts like that, those hamburgers didn't do anything wrong
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^ Got banned from Chuckie Cheeses for trying to masturbate the Chuckies tail since there was no c0ck to grab...
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Takes breakfast burritos from wherever he can find them. Best way to start the day, he assures me :ugh2:
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knows that breakfast burrito's are the shiznit
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^ yeah
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Came in out of left field with no substantial comment to add.
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^ As first he was like :confused: then he was like :gtfo2:
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was the same way as well
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^ At first was like :eek: but it didn't fit so the do0d told him to open wider...
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Likes to force everyone to click a button to find pointless banter
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avoids the spoiler button like the plague
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Loves to spoil the a$$holes of 13 yr old boys
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