is only interested in the straight glory holes...

so the guys on the other side moan in girls' voices when he comes through.

Likes to moan like a girl when manning a gloryhole.

prefer's chris' moans to shado's, least that's what i heard :)

^ Actually can't hear anyone elses moans over his own...

^is on mw2

Knows I'm playing Halo Reach these days.

should let me know how the game is...

The game is the same, and is as lame as your name.

^knows why i did not buy it

was in court for the charge of licking Anna Faris.

Doesn't know what he's talking about. Halo Reach has the same game play as ODST which is different than Halo 3 and has great multi player modes. Deffently worth full price.

^gonna get laughed at when he gets sick of it wtf?

Knows that games only keep my attention until the next good game comes out.

^fails then

knows failure every time he looks in the mirror.

^knew it when he let his first fart out

Never claims his own.

^licks others

^ tries to bite into flatulent air.

^takes pictures

^ Pays me for the 2 hours of my time and B&W photos.

^did ot want the 2 hours back

^ Would not trade key light boy for anything in the whole wide world

^has 3 mill z's

^ Has projectors for his HIDs

^lives in the west

^ Lives

^is all for it

^ Has never had it...

just did it and he's ready to do it again

^ Didn't if you don't use it you lose it.

Can't lose what he never had.

can't have back what he's lost

Quoating the judge from his divorse hearing.

^ Quoats like a drunken sailor

often repeats grammatical errors.

^ Is a lyrical genius, creates his phrases with synthesis, comes up with a hypothesis, solves the problem with a prosthesis

Still needs a date. I hear there are some drunken sailors on liberty in AZ

should know. he follows drunken sailors in land-locked states all the time.

^ They'd be far from port if they were in AZ, I'm surprised their boyfriends let them stray that far from the ship...