fantasizes about me way too much. It's unhealthy.

^ Denies doing the same? :icon08:

Is correct. I'm in most of my own fantasies.

^ Fantasizes about himself in his dreams, in his dreams... in his dreams... After watching Inception

Always "checks his totem" when he's talking to me to make sure he's not dreaming.

^ Pinches his totem to make sure he's not dreaming, but then realizes he likes it... So goes deeper into his meditation

is lucky I have to leave for a meeting. -_-

^ Otherwise he would make one hell of a mess when he climaxes

^So intense he dies and comes up a level then finds himself in a meeting..

Enjoys apple cider. Specifically, hot Dickens' Cider.

^ Prefers his cider to be home made... 'Keep it within the family' is emblazened on his bottles.

's love life is like Einstein's most genius theory... Everything is relative.

^ Practices the West Virginia Halloween past time of 'Pumpkin'

has such a checkered past, like that time he fingered his cousin in a barn that time when I was 19.

^ Had a similar incident, only way he knew it was his cousin and not a farm animal was by the noise it made when he poked it... :wtf2:

trains farm animals to sound like humans when he pokes them.

^ Got banned out of seaworld for trying to teach the animals to slurp with their blow holes...

knows that dolphins are pretty and intelligent, and that "ee-ee-ee-ee" means "faster".

^ Just confused that with his midgets... when they say 'ee-eeeeeee!' that means get awaaayyyy!!!

is correct. I forgot that when one obstructs a Dolphin's blowhole, they can't scream for pleasure nor anger.

^ Didn't know what to do when the dolphins didn't react to his chloroform...

taught me how to do it from experience, and so there we were raping marine mammals together. Also, the above poster is probably going to hell with me for the last few pages.

^ Skipped his meeting

^ Saved me from joining Shado in his firey fate... :tup:

should tell Scott that my meeting was only 15 minutes vs. the expected hour, much like most of his sexual encounters.

^ Likes ice cream

^ Just got sick burned lol :owned:

^ Is wrong. He was really looking forward to that hour.

^ Would feel the same way if he was kept from his love slave that long...

told me we were exclusive :mad:

^ Knows how bad that can be

^ Shouldn't get upset about his 15 minutes of love being criticized. His critic never has hit half that time before. Tony told me so after being seduced himself by the shado

^ Like chocolate ice cream

seldom needs 30 seconds, sometimes doesn't get past the verbal exchange of "Hello, Mr. Hasselhoff" and "I thought I had a restraining order against you."

Edit: Damn, Scott. That's the second bullet you've taken for Cwis in less than an hour. Is he paying you?

^ Needs to move faster, the Hoff is 'stiff' competition

Would crap himself with delight if he knew what may possibly happen at the end of September. Unfortunately, the above poster doesn't rate enough to know. :bowrofl:

^ Is paying in thirty second intervals.

's rates are soaring in this economy!

^ Rates are steady

^ Understands Supply and Demand