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is not the collector of that fee
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Has no one who would want to collect that fee
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is on a path to enlightenment
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^ Is on the path of recovery... (c0ck adicktion...) :shakes head:
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has penis envy
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^ Yeah, maybe of a whale...
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Wants his d!ck to be completely recessed inside himself
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^ Knows when you're in the arctic cold, turtling is purfectly understandable...
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Has too much penis time to himself. Needs to find someone to help him with it.
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^ Hate to say it but has made a true statement :icon18: :bowrofl: :tup:
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Knows HKY s willing and able
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^ Knows even I'm not that desperate... :bowrofl: :roflpuke2::inoutroflpuke:
^ Should also get on MW2 we're about to go raping. :tup: |
should Know Im watching a movie with the wife
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^ Knows thats why remotes have the PAUSE button. :tup:
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So do controllers
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^ If only women had a physical ON button.
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Hasn't learned about the G spot yet
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tickled chris' g spot accidentally once
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Should know... ^ showed me how to.
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^loved it
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^fakes sex
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would be surprised at how easy it is to find a stand-in, turn the lights out, leave the room, and let the stand-in do the work.
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^is eating a apple
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is still licking... tongue must be numb by now
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^Has a huge lens!
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is going AWD sedan :shudder:
but is doing so for the right reasons :tup: |
^avie fails
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is startin some static
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^ Is always startin shhhiii~~ttz---zzzzzzzz Damn static! :mad:
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^is a REAL OG
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^ Went UNO Out! :tup:
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^watched blue freakout also page 800
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^ Must have caught something I missed
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must have caught something that rhymes with "slurpees".
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^ Was the past person I associated with before that event so he must be called the something that rhymes with 'Toast'
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has been trained in the weirding ways by a bene gesserit witch.
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^ Was trained by a Smelly Pirate Hooker named Fatty McButterpants
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was conceived at a Roy Rogers drive thru.
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^ NyQuil ftw
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