wants to have breakfast at tiffany's

is tiffany's gay friend

knows Audrey Hepburn was smoking hot in her prime.

likes Audrey Hepburn even more now that she looks like the cript keeper

^ Would bone her still after the crypt keeper tagged it

always says, "There's nothing like poppin open a cold one." Also enjoys the flexibility of drilling his own holes. I'd always assumed he was talking about beer and yard work.

^ Prefers them w/in 1 hr of death, they are still warm and moist inside...

Only cares if there is "a hole and a heart beat"

^will show u ur heart

eats liver with grilled onions

likes livermush

Claims he's a photographer to convince young boys it's ok to take their clothes off for pictures "it's all for art"

^ harshed hky :roflpuke2:

lol'd cause he knows its not true

Search you feelings you know it to be true

is quoting obscure movies that no one's ever seen

^ Tried to take pictures of me, no means no!

talked to me on the phone when i tried to call justin a couple years ago lol

^ :wtf: were you doin callin Justin Bieber before he was a pre-teen... :icon08: :gtfo2:

just made me crack up but he was the one who gave me the # while giggling like a school girl

^ Heard Phelans kidnapped pillows giggling in the background

obducted them and had them in his garage, they are tagged so he can find them if they run off (obscure family guy reference)

^ Should post that youtube vid... hmmm

should go search it his DAMN self after what he posted in the conference room :gtfo2:

^ Knows he really started it when he ripped Hot Wing Farts in the OG room :shakes head:

Hangs out in the OG room to stay away from non OG members.

likes to blow bubbles

^ Likes to blow biebers... :wtf2:

^^^ is bubbles












he shoots... he scores!

^ Scored in the wrong hole... :shakes head:

Likes the wrong hole

^ Has never seen Wrong Hole

^has just smelt it

^ Better not have dealt it! lol

The blamed is a flamer

^Is clever

Needs to bring more than that.

^is right:stirthepot:

Needs to sell more GTR buttons

^Needs to stop spreading rumors, we dyno'd 200whp gains!