^'s prostitution never rests. He's saving up for custom intakes.

^ Couldn't think of anything better than prosecution - prostitution. That's below shado's ability level. :shakes head: He can do better.

^'s mom

^ Would get beat down.

would get beat off

:ugh:

ER, I mean, brutality!

^ LoL Knows thats the one place you don't crack on, unless it's a 'yo momma' joke :tup:

^Loves yo mama jokes with a unhealthy passion.

Loves Barbara Steisand songs with an unhealthy passion

^ Went on the tv show 'Yo Momma' and repped his ho0d

Went on "Dancing With The Stars" and repped his middle school jazz/tap teacher.

^ Watches more TV than I do, never watched that show..

yet doesn't deny having appeared on it.

^ Doesnt understand the fact I'd never go on a show I never had watched before... :ugh2:

Is a sleepwalker, and has been on DWTS :mad:

^ Is a Liar. :shakes head: :gtfo2:

knows "de nile" ain't just a river in egypt.

^ Is really showing his age... lol

was arrested last week for what he showed in public. :ugh:

^ Knows the scandals are all just lies... Hes the one who starts them.

^Secretly purchases tabloids and reads them intently.

Has me all wrong. I'm an angel.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Carl_Bloch.jpg

^doesn't have to explain himself, I already knew ;) i mean.... :ughdance:

^ True story, here's his application photo:

http://www.costume-crazy.co.uk/shop/...at%20Angel.jpg

knows my seedy past

^Had that picture on his hard drive already

^ Did shado's boob job... Needs to go back to skool :shakes head:

knows my mitties are fine enough naturally.

^ 8 inches of drop only sounds good if you're lowering a truck, not for mitties. :ugh2:

^ lies

^ Likes having to lift them up and lick out the sweat. :barf:

took me from 8" to 10" (in more ways than 1)

^ Likes it when you go balls deep.

^ did not complete his sentence.. the sweat taste of joy :icon14:

^ There's a reason you have to stop 'short' with shado... :icon08:

is hopelessly addicted because he did not stop short

^ Can't help but cutting himself short when he's balls deep, doesn't want a litter of little shado pups running around...

has a large number of XwBastardswX from his time in the NBA.

^ Knows I'm white, therefore the NBA has never been one of my career goals...

is a XwPlayAwX

needs to clear up the transmission