^cause he knows you

^ Should explain why this is a problem, I'm rolling in bitches :rofl2:

^knows hes rollin on something

^ Knows its better to be rollin, than sittin still

spends so much time devising reasons for my single-hood that he's not offering up his female family members for the torture... er, I mean privilege

^ Gets confused so easily, this is why trannies find him so appealing...

^ this guy, on the other hand, couldn't be more certain that he likes men.

definately likes Men!

is attractive only to third world farmers, some species of rhino, and a certain Vance Degeneres

^Is attracted to male primates

is attracted to hermaphrodites

^ Is attracted to anything with a phalic shaped pertrusion...

^ loves the coc

^ Loves french prostitutes, especially the ones with mustaches...

gets a milk mustache... when there's only bulls around

^ know the truth about Chris!

^Is a bull dyke

struts it with me

^ By 'with me' he means 'in my ass' :bowrofl:

:icon18: said , "Oh , Snap!" while typing that

^ Inspired me to use the :ohsnap1: smiley

^is easily inspired

Liked to be coc smacked

^ Likes to have his lil monty smacked to remind him it's still there

Into whips and chains

loves the S&M album

uses rohypnol to seal the deal

^ Gives himself doses during the week so he builds a tolerance for the weekend. Then he puts some in every glass to up his chances in case she gets smart and switches them...

is still waiting for his FI CBE

^ Enjoys his daily, should make Vids!

Should, know I did early on.

Shaved his ballsack

shaved my ballsack

licked my ballsack

sucked my ballsack

likes warm lemonade

likes balls in his mouth

was told he likes to swallow

^snifs it

^ Is up past his bedtime. :shakes head: