Drives A Z In AZ

^ Is an MD that lives in MD

wants me to play doctor, but I'm not interested in seeing him naked.

^ Doesnt turn his head when he coughs, he looks the doc right in the eye.

knows that I do this to detect fear and assert dominance.

^ Meant to say detects rear and inserts manliness

is again projecting his fantasies on a game of doctor with me. :shakes head:

^ Knows I'm actually just copy and pasting quotes from his aim conversations with Tony...

HAHAHA I got you, you f*cker! You've never actually caught me and Tony sexting/cybering, or I'd have sniffed your IP when we do it. :owned:

wait.

^ Should then ask TONY how I came upon these conversations then... Maybe shado was told lies about Tony's Monogamy... :stirthepot:

is too invested in the gay relationships on this board. Should instead focus on keeping his man, Sibze, happy at home.

keeps changing avatars like they are going out of style

knows that I'm nothing compared to Triple's in that respect.

^ Knows my man on this forum is Sophia :tup:

You guys can battle royale for the rest

is secretly pm'ing triple's discussing what the next avatar each should have :)

has a point. last time trips did obama, cwis did too

^ Is meow in mah sights :icon14:

has me scared for my anal virginity

^ Lost that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [deep breath] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before meeting me :bowrofl: :roflpuke2:

knows that cucumbers don't count, and I was just that hungry.

^ Didn't know that the process doesn't work when it's in reverse...

should understand that I had to find that out somehow

Edit: Side note, I believe they will have a print out of this thread when Chris and I reach the pearly gates, and it will be part of the reason we're denied entry.

^ Can have the pearly gates, I'm going to the Frost Compund, where behavior like that is not only praised, it's expected. :tup:

would rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, like Billy Joel.

Knows hell is a lot more fun.

^will burn

keeps licking

^coppies

Keeps licking

is a xerox machine

Didn't get the situational irony

is in a desperate situation

^ Is desperate for attention

^ is a desperate housewife

^ Needs a signifigant other to make him feel insignifigant

has commanding officers to help fill that need ;)

has been here quite a bit shorter than i have yet has more posts, i need to work on that :facepalm:

Knows I'm working on chatching up too

should be an OG to catch up :)

Should tell me how many posts you get credit for when becoming an OG