The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) IV

Huck · 03-08-2013, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

Ok, envision this:

Woman sitting alone in Subway wearing sun dress, legs slightly parted, one hand sitting in lap (directly on the "magic" region) whilst one leg is rapidly bouncing... Innocent, or public "me time"?

We need pics to answer that. Actually, we need video.

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

Huck, is this your dog?

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Lol no, my dogs are maybe a 10th of the size of that one, they can barely fit one tennis ball in their mouth hahaha

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Originally Posted by happytheman

I'm thinking that would not have gone unnoticed, good sir.

In your defense, neither did her original behavior, so it's excusable for you to take pics and video while standing directly in front of her saying "oh yeah, smile for the camera baby. MAKE LOVE to the camera. That's it girl, work it. Just like that."

happytheman · 03-08-2013, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Huck

We need pics to answer that. Actually, we need video.

Lol no, my dogs are maybe a 10th of the size of that one, they can barely fit one tennis ball in their mouth hahaha

In your defense, neither did her original behavior, so it's excusable for you to take pics and video while standing directly in front of her saying "oh yeah, smile for the camera baby. MAKE LOVE to the camera. That's it girl, work it. Just like that."

Yes, I'm sure that would have been perfectly acceptable.

GaleForce · 03-08-2013, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happytheman

Ok, envision this:

Woman sitting alone in Subway wearing sun dress, legs slightly parted, one hand sitting in lap (directly on the "magic" region) whilst one leg is rapidly bouncing... Innocent, or public "me time"?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huck

We need pics to answer that. Actually, we need video.

Lol no, my dogs are maybe a 10th of the size of that one, they can barely fit one tennis ball in their mouth hahaha

In your defense, neither did her original behavior, so it's excusable for you to take pics and video while standing directly in front of her saying "oh yeah, smile for the camera baby. MAKE LOVE to the camera. That's it girl, work it. Just like that."

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Originally Posted by happytheman

Yes, I'm sure that would have been perfectly acceptable.

The poor girl will certainly spiral into a deep depression from going unnoticed only to find solace in Bath Salts. In doing so, she will lose her job, go broke from her substance abuse, and resort to begging for foot longs outside of Subway. I wouldn't want to be the one to bare that burden. Oh well, too late to do anything about it now.

happytheman · 03-08-2013, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

The poor girl will certainly spiral into a deep depression from going unnoticed only to find solace in Bath Salts. In doing so, she will lose her job, go broke from her substance abuse, and resort to begging for foot longs outside of Subway. I wouldn't want to be the one to bare that burden. Oh well, too late to do anything about it now.

I'm so ashamed.

blackcherry20 · 03-08-2013, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

I'm so ashamed.

morning Happy!

i' sorry!! I missed you!

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