Viper GTS is not in my price range

wearing two mismatched shoes to a client and I did not notice until I was on the airplane -- also it was a day trip so I had no change of clothes with me

(this really happened)

XXX On Demand rental that showed up on my Comcast bill.. that my g/f hppened to see. (this actually happened)

Yelling at one of my sisters because she did not reply to an invitation I sent her and then finding the Un-Sent invitation sitting in my email draft folder the next day -- OOPS

zoloft didn't kick in yet

New category: Things you don't want to put in your mouth

Azz

ballbags

I think you are a little unclear on this thread's concept. Go drink some coffee and come back.

Crusty skivvies

Cum

Dog droppings

eggplant parmesan that my ex-wife used to make

Fast food from McDonalds

grandma's gumbo after she has been drinking her "remedy" all day long and decided to cook dinner

Hookah hose that hasn't been cleaned

igniters from my model rocket engines

Jolokia peppers

knife blade

Liquid nitrogen

manure taste-test samples

Nissan hamburger emblem.

Oxy-clean

Penis

Queen Latifah's big toe

Rat poison

sweaty headband worn by Ron Jeremy

turnips

Underoos

Bump

Vegetable juice

Wet diapers

XXX props that have been used on set

Yellow -- anything yellow

zebra turds


You pick

Ashley Lynn

Beth

Carly

Donna

Ellie