Queen Latifah's pool party on her birthday

Rickshaw pulling Roseanne Barr on a 110 degree day in south India.

Swimming pool party with Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres and Lindsay Lohan while coming down from a mushroom journey with my shaman

Toyota Prius driver's seat.

Underwear shopping with my ex-wife and 20 of here militant butch lesbian friends who all think I am "cool" for a guy and so I get invited to all their events

Vegas strip, broke after losing all of my money at blackjack, sleeping on the monorail after drinking 3 bottles of Thunderbird.

White water rafting expedition on the Snake River with Justin Bieber and his entourage of teeny-bopper girls and I just finished a 4 day coke bender

XXX peep show booth janitor, Windexing the viewing window at 2am.

Yacht racing after my smoking cessation hypnosis therapy session, but I tried to cut corners on the cost by hiring a cut-rate therapist and every time the skipper yells "prepare to come about" I soil myself

Bump

Zimbabwe running from an elephant.


Your pick

Air filter

back-up camera

cat back exhaust

Dual cold air intakes

ecu

fuel filters

gas filler cap

Head unit

Injectors

jumper cables

K&N air filter

Limited slip differential

manifold

nuts and bolts

Octane booster

pump, fuel

Quaife LSD

Rear-wheel-drive-FTW

supercharger

turbo

ugly aluminum wing

VTec -- for the loss

windshield sticker that says "Daewoo Racing"

X-pipes for your catback

yellow touch up paint

Z-car badge

Your turn, please

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