Wet pavement from rain, ice that turned into rain, snow that turned into rain, of what we (here in Texas) call slush, which is a combo of all 3 :shakes head:

X-mas.. Can't take Christ out of Christmas.

Young entitled children who think they must get everything they ask for Xmas :shakes head:



:rofl2: sorry, had to do it

I see what you did there. :bowrofl:

Z in storage/garage for the winter months :shakes head:

NEW TOPIC:

Reasons to NOT GET MARRIED

Go!! :bowrofl:

Alimony

Because racecar :icon08:

court costs

Divorce

Endless bitching and moaning

Freedom to freely associate with random females is gone...

Get togethers at the in-laws

hookers

insanity runs in her family and you marry her anyway

Joining the P.T.A.

kitchen appliance parties held in your house once a month

Losing the freedom to flirt with interact with talk to look at strangers of the opposite gender.... :ugh2:

masturbating is rare and has to be planned

nodding to in-laws' yappy yappy thus causing whiplash eventually

overly controlling spouse

parents judging you and your spouse

quarter mile drag races trips to run errands

relentless nagging of "when are you guys going to have kids?"

spouse nagging you about stuff

Tons of gatherings....

underwear like my grandma would wear

valentines day

Waking up after a bender

xanax

yearly family gatherings

Z gets taken by the spouse.

New category:
Why you should get married

Alimony............ :stirthepot:

Breakfast in bed on Sundays...

companionship

Da vagina

extra-marital relations

flirting in front of in-laws becomes "legal"

getting daily affection