Joke of the Day

shadoquad · 08-05-2010, 04:06 PM

A despondent man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender approaches him, "What'll it be, buddy?"

The man says, "bottle of your strongest, harshest hooch, and keep it coming."

The bartender tries to ask what is wrong, but the man keeps pushing him away.

Finally into his second bottle, the man relents. "I came home early to surprise my wife. I walk in, and there she is in bed with my best friend."

"No," the bartender says comfortingly. "What did you say to her?"

"Well, I says, you get your sh*t and get out of here, you cheating wh*re!"

"Man," says the bartender, "That's hard. But good for you, bro. You told her. Now, what did you say to your best friend?"

The man answered, "I looked that son of a bitch square in the eyes and I said BAD DOG!"

08-05-2010, 04:06 PM	#11 (permalink)
shadoquad A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 42,608 Drives: . Rep Power: 3888	A despondent man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender approaches him, "What'll it be, buddy?" The man says, "bottle of your strongest, harshest hooch, and keep it coming." The bartender tries to ask what is wrong, but the man keeps pushing him away. Finally into his second bottle, the man relents. "I came home early to surprise my wife. I walk in, and there she is in bed with my best friend." "No," the bartender says comfortingly. "What did you say to her?" "Well, I says, you get your sht and get out of here, you cheating whre!" "Man," says the bartender, "That's hard. But good for you, bro. You told her. Now, what did you say to your best friend?" The man answered, "I looked that son of a bitch square in the eyes and I said BAD DOG!"