Joke of the Day

XwChriswX · 03-14-2010, 11:22 PM

Since were on the topic of dead babies...

A woman goes into Labor and gets taken to the hospital. During the birth, she passes out from the pain. After a while she wakes up to the sight of the Doctor swinging her baby around in the air by the umbilical cord. Round and round it goes till finally he lets go of it and SPLAT!!!!

"OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" She screams. "WHY DID YOU JUST KILL MY BABY?!?!"

The doctor replies, "April Fools! It was already dead."

Lemers · 03-14-2010, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX

Since were on the topic of dead babies...

A woman goes into Labor and gets taken to the hospital. During the birth, she passes out from the pain. After a while she wakes up to the sight of the Doctor swinging her baby around in the air by the umbilical cord. Round and round it goes till finally he lets go of it and SPLAT!!!!

"OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" She screams. "WHY DID YOU JUST KILL MY BABY?!?!"

The doctor replies, "April Fools! It was already dead."

That's just wrong

XwChriswX · 03-14-2010, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lemers

That's just wrong

Yeah, I'm prolly gonna burn in hell for that one lol.

Good thing I just finished beating Dante's Inferno, so I know how to maneuver my away around and get redeemed.

initialgemini · 03-14-2010, 11:48 PM

On the dead baby topic...

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's funnier than a dead baby in clown suit?

Nothing...

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