Joke of the Day

Togo · 03-14-2010, 09:00 AM

A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, twice on the 3rd, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful!

XwChriswX · 03-14-2010, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Togo

So be careful!

Your Wife/Mistress/GF/Sig. Other/Night Visitor/ FwB/etc. doesn't shop at Home Depot does she?!

Edit: Togo's scared of the W word, so I added in extra selections.

Togo · 03-14-2010, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX

Your wife doesn't shop at Home Depot does she?!

WIFE?!?! Woahhhhh...

I think the "W" word should be sensored.

XwChriswX · 03-14-2010, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Togo

WIFE?!?! Woahhhhh...

I think the "W" word should be sensored.

Edited.

Togo · 03-14-2010, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX

Edited.

haha no, she doesn't shop at Home Depot

03-14-2010, 09:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,597 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 658	A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, twice on the 3rd, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So be careful! __________________ This will decimate all after you put about fifteen grand in it or more, and if we have to, overnight parts from Japan. Joe Clem and Koeppel Nissan Last edited by Togo; 03-14-2010 at 12:10 PM.