Joke of the Day

phelan · 02-03-2010, 05:38 PM

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School, usually sleeping through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping. "Tell me, Mary, who created the Universe?"

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.

A while later, the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?", but Mary was still asleep. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. Mary shouted:

"If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

02-03-2010, 05:38 PM	#11 (permalink)
phelan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: CA Age: 40 Posts: 9,513 Drives: Scoobaroo Rep Power: 3408	Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School, usually sleeping through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping. "Tell me, Mary, who created the Universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. A while later, the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?", but Mary was still asleep. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. Mary shouted: "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" __________________ 凛 ('Rin') - 2009 Nissan 370Z With silence comes peace. With peace comes freedom. With freedom comes silence.