Joke of the Day

Chupacabra · 06-24-2010, 03:42 PM

US scientists finally invented cars that run on water...

So far they only run with water from the gulf of mexico.

shadoquad · 06-24-2010, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Chupacabra

US scientists finally invented cars that run on water...

So far they only run with water from the gulf of mexico.

+1 to u sir

INTENSEPOWER · 06-24-2010, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesse_Hunter

Ah these jokes require alot of reading, I'll get straight to the point.

"What's brown and sticky? - A stick"

Of all the jokes here I burst out laughing at this one... WOW ahahahahahaa

Sibze · 06-24-2010, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Chupacabra

US scientists finally invented cars that run on water...

So far they only run with water from the gulf of mexico.

LOL!!!

vipor · 06-24-2010, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by INTENSEPOWER

Of all the jokes here I burst out laughing at this one... WOW ahahahahahaa

me too heh

EazyD · 06-26-2010, 11:08 AM

They have a new plan for the BP oil disaster... They will be putting a gigantic wedding ring around the whole well. It's guaranteed not to put out after that! Ba-ziing!

370zproject · 06-26-2010, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Chupacabra

US scientists finally invented cars that run on water...

So far they only run with water from the gulf of mexico.

shadoquad · 06-30-2010, 04:56 PM

A young lady woke up one day and looked in her back yard, only to find a gorilla in her oak tree. Shocked, she searched the yellow pages and found a gorilla removal service. She rang, and a service professional showed up an hour later.

From his van, he unloaded a pit bull, a ladder, a baseball bat, a net, and a shotgun. Puzzled, the woman asked how he was going to use all this equipment.

The hunter then explained.

"Well, first I lay the net out under the tree and set the ladder against the trunk near the gorilla. I then climb the ladder with the baseball bat and fight the gorilla out of the tree, into the net. The pit bull is trained to bite the gorilla's genitals and not let go until the net is tied and the gorilla is captured."

"Then," inquired the woman, "what is the shotgun for?"

"Ah," replied the hunter. "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."

Togo · 07-01-2010, 03:28 PM

Hahaha there have been a few really funny jokes posted since I was last in here. I especially liked the stick one and the BP wedding rings and car running on water ones.

Ok a joke I heard last night......

What's red and smells like blue paint?

RED PAINT!

XwChriswX · 07-01-2010, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Togo

Hahaha there have been a few really funny jokes posted since I was last in here. I especially liked the stick one and the BP wedding rings and car running on water ones.

Ok a joke I heard last night......

What's red and smells like blue paint?

RED PAINT!

Somebody watches Mythbusters!

Togo · 07-01-2010, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX

Somebody watches Mythbusters!

hazzazi · 07-01-2010, 07:46 PM

whats worst than being stabbed by Jason?

... being fingered by captain hook.

Sibze · 07-01-2010, 10:56 PM

Did you hear the news!!!! They stopped the oil spill in the gulf of Mexico! What they did was, they put a ring down over the leak – it kinda looked like a wedding ring. Once the ring was put on it stopped putting out!

Jesse_Hunter · 07-06-2010, 01:04 PM

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

I pushed him.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the monkey.

shadoquad · 07-06-2010, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesse_Hunter

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

I pushed him.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the monkey.

Yes, I love this one.

06-24-2010, 03:42 PM	#751 (permalink)
Chupacabra Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Weston, Florida Posts: 477 Drives: 09 Nissan 370z s M6 Rep Power: 200	US scientists finally invented cars that run on water... So far they only run with water from the gulf of mexico. __________________ Where are my aluminum pedals?

07-01-2010, 03:28 PM	#759 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,597 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 656	Hahaha there have been a few really funny jokes posted since I was last in here. I especially liked the stick one and the BP wedding rings and car running on water ones. Ok a joke I heard last night...... What's red and smells like blue paint? RED PAINT! __________________ This will decimate all after you put about fifteen grand in it or more, and if we have to, overnight parts from Japan. Joe Clem and Koeppel Nissan

07-01-2010, 07:46 PM	#762 (permalink)
hazzazi Track Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: USA, Virginia / KSA Posts: 648 Drives: 09 nismo Silver Rep Power: 17	whats worst than being stabbed by Jason? ... being fingered by captain hook. __________________ i Don't Drive Fast, i just Fly Slow.

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Jesse_Hunter Track Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Denton,TX Age: 37 Posts: 738 Drives: 07' Sky Redline Rep Power: 365	Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? I pushed him. Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. __________________ Check out my digital art/photo art!

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EazyD A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Massachusetts, USA Posts: 1,211 Drives: 2010 6MT Sport pkg. Rep Power: 25	They have a new plan for the BP oil disaster... They will be putting a gigantic wedding ring around the whole well. It's guaranteed not to put out after that! Ba-ziing!

06-30-2010, 04:56 PM	#758 (permalink)
shadoquad A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 42,608 Drives: . Rep Power: 3886	A young lady woke up one day and looked in her back yard, only to find a gorilla in her oak tree. Shocked, she searched the yellow pages and found a gorilla removal service. She rang, and a service professional showed up an hour later. From his van, he unloaded a pit bull, a ladder, a baseball bat, a net, and a shotgun. Puzzled, the woman asked how he was going to use all this equipment. The hunter then explained. "Well, first I lay the net out under the tree and set the ladder against the trunk near the gorilla. I then climb the ladder with the baseball bat and fight the gorilla out of the tree, into the net. The pit bull is trained to bite the gorilla's genitals and not let go until the net is tied and the gorilla is captured." "Then," inquired the woman, "what is the shotgun for?" "Ah," replied the hunter. "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."

07-01-2010, 10:56 PM	#763 (permalink)
Sibze A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 16,202 Drives: In your way Rep Power: 62	Did you hear the news!!!! They stopped the oil spill in the gulf of Mexico! What they did was, they put a ring down over the leak – it kinda looked like a wedding ring. Once the ring was put on it stopped putting out!