demonstrate how depraved

, even demented,

and crusty

old

underwear

appears and smells

atrocious.

It always seems to amuse me as to why,

Ex-girlfriends

ignore they ever knew you even thou your semen

is saved in their freezers.

Funny thing

about liberals,

when confronted

by tea party

facts, they

refuse to

admit just how wrong their ideology is.

Liberals are funny animals and I know this both from observation and personal experience. Never has existed a group of people so narrow minded and inflexible -- which makes their preaching about tolerance and acceptance so very laughable. We accept everyone, as long as they agree with our agenda. It is a friggin' joke and I would be laughing if it wasn't for more and more people seemingly adopting this philosophy. Mind you, right-wingers have their share of issues, but they are not creeping into every aspect of our lives and forcing their agenda down our throats at every turn.

Whew.

New sentence:

When I was a little kid

, i wondered: would wood work,

be sufficient to

build an ark like noah's.

While flying, I

noticed my wings

flapping violently

trying desperately

not to overwork

So ... I guess I am an unusual liberal in that I don't expect people to believe what I believe. People can believe whatever they want to believe. Creates great conversation if ... and only if ... they can get over themselves. You might consider me one of the most egregious of liberals in that I am a liberal Christian ... except when I am not. Since we are not allowed to discuss religion on the forum, I cannot expound.

politics an' religion...whoda thunk...?!?...sigh...

my wing span as it

does not effectivly match chord length nor

feather volume to

accuratly apply the Bernoulli principle.

Man's best friend,

eagerly awaits

one upon

the couch

when

snacks are available.

Pirates bring

something special to the table --