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and on, talking about the virtues of
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animal husbandry. But,
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he realized she had just graduated from UC Davis which made sense but
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she should have gone to
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PetSmart but decided to
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pursue a useless PhD instead.
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Just then the dog mounted the poor girls leg and as she attempted to kick it away,
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it finished its business all over her shoe.
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So when she got home she took a shower and started thinking about how.....
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much weight she had put on since getting married.
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Bump
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Throwing caution to the wind, I walked in and asked her....
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if she would consider
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unfastening
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the button on my
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girlfriend's
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chastity belt.
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As the door locked behind me...
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I suddenly realized that
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she was
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named "Bob".
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I still remember that summer afternoon when
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she finally admitted that
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she had feelings for
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her Phys Ed instructor named "Toby".
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Needless to say, when she mentioned Toby
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it sort of took me back to my younger years, when I...
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was a deck hand on a Turkish freighter.
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Other then the obvious, She was quite happy to be
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finally free from
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the typical trappngs of the lifestyle she couldn’t avoid since she...
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had undergone gender-reassignment surgery.
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After the surgery...
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I just could not get over the fact that
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... her moustache and ...
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mullet were bigger than mine, to compensate I
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went down to the tattoo parlor and
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got myself inked with the Chinese symbol for "retard" by mistake.
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Ah, spring is in the air and
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I can tell it is going to
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