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onzedge 08-15-2018 07:51 AM

and on, talking about the virtues of

BoneZ 08-24-2018 01:12 PM

animal husbandry. But,

busterbull 08-24-2018 01:49 PM

he realized she had just graduated from UC Davis which made sense but

mults 08-24-2018 02:42 PM

she should have gone to

busterbull 08-24-2018 04:35 PM

PetSmart but decided to

onzedge 08-27-2018 07:00 AM

pursue a useless PhD instead.

busterbull 08-31-2018 06:14 PM

Just then the dog mounted the poor girls leg and as she attempted to kick it away,

onzedge 09-01-2018 06:09 AM

it finished its business all over her shoe.

fire165 09-13-2018 09:32 PM

So when she got home she took a shower and started thinking about how.....

onzedge 09-15-2018 06:51 AM

much weight she had put on since getting married.

onzedge 11-03-2018 10:22 AM

Bump

Spoiler 12-26-2018 08:38 AM

Throwing caution to the wind, I walked in and asked her....

onzedge 12-27-2018 09:00 AM

if she would consider

Spoiler 12-27-2018 01:41 PM

unfastening

bunk 12-27-2018 01:43 PM

the button on my

Spoiler 12-27-2018 02:06 PM

girlfriend's

onzedge 12-30-2018 07:29 PM

chastity belt.

Spoiler 12-30-2018 09:57 PM

As the door locked behind me...

onzedge 12-31-2018 09:51 AM

I suddenly realized that

Spoiler 01-01-2019 01:54 PM

she was

onzedge 01-02-2019 06:21 AM

named "Bob".

Spoiler 01-06-2019 06:19 AM

I still remember that summer afternoon when

onzedge 01-06-2019 07:08 AM

she finally admitted that

CRiZO 01-06-2019 09:42 AM

she had feelings for

Spoiler 01-07-2019 11:25 AM

her Phys Ed instructor named "Toby".

onzedge 01-07-2019 12:33 PM

Needless to say, when she mentioned Toby

Spoiler 01-07-2019 03:02 PM

it sort of took me back to my younger years, when I...

onzedge 01-09-2019 08:47 AM

was a deck hand on a Turkish freighter.

Spoiler 01-09-2019 01:00 PM

Other then the obvious, She was quite happy to be

onzedge 01-09-2019 02:20 PM

finally free from

Spoiler 01-10-2019 08:52 PM

the typical trappngs of the lifestyle she couldn’t avoid since she...

onzedge 01-11-2019 06:23 AM

had undergone gender-reassignment surgery.

mults 01-11-2019 06:29 AM

After the surgery...

onzedge 01-11-2019 07:09 AM

I just could not get over the fact that

Nixin 01-11-2019 07:52 AM

... her moustache and ...

CRiZO 01-11-2019 11:52 AM

mullet were bigger than mine, to compensate I

Spoiler 01-11-2019 07:16 PM

went down to the tattoo parlor and

onzedge 01-13-2019 07:05 AM

got myself inked with the Chinese symbol for "retard" by mistake.

Spoiler 01-13-2019 03:54 PM

Ah, spring is in the air and

Spoiler 01-22-2019 09:40 PM

I can tell it is going to


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