a dream at first, but

then it was more so like dante's inferno.

In Arkansas in June, it can

fill a dentist with glee, though

it is hard to find so many caps

for so many missing teeth.

One of the many delights, riding shotgun with mr. O down the streets of old sac

and listening to Motorhead at high volume.

I guess i'm getting old, as loud music, particularly,

the crap they call "music"

i.e. "rap/hip-hop"

I got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes, Hate in my heart, love in my mind, I seen the pain, I will take the rain

-Clifford :tiphat:

...just as long as it does not rain.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men

, only the shadow knows.

All to often

, it seems that

every time that bit*h bends over,

oh my goodness :eek: did she call out your name

-Clifford :tiphat:

or did she fart

She did both;But everything was going all to well when

I realized that my heart was broken, and my mind was in another place

-Clifford :tiphat:

, the jar sitting too close to the fireplace

Started oozing some kind of juice out of it


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just like my jackhammer.

Pneumatic jackhammers just can't

compete besides the joyous bodily sensations

emanating from Queen Latifah's boudoir.

Some people seem fascinated by oprah and queen latifah to the point

that dreams of Richard Simmons takes over their fantasies of

-Clifford :tiphat:

of that peculiar threesome.

I had a dream that I was

On a round bed surrounded bye a pack of horny monkey's in heat

-Clifford :tiphat:

, then I woke to find it was not monkeys, but Rosie O'Donnell.

And a group of PTA mothers strapped with harnesses

-Clifford :tiphat:

broke into a barn and proceeded

to have their way with the livestock.

Not that there's anything wrong with strapping

but when it gets stuck in

crevices considered for centuries as