A black bottom swimming pool and drifted down to the drain grate :mad:

-Clifford :tiphat:

, only to be rescued by the family's Labrador.

The barbeque grill was lit and the guests were waiting

-Clifford :tiphat:

when, out of nowhere, came this

group on uninvited guest's with a few blond haired babes in tow

-Clifford :tiphat:

thought that their "blondness" would surfice

and outweigh their dim-ness, but it did not.

Now that school is out

, all the kids can catch up on

what they've missed out on their devices and

social media, while completely ignoring the

zika virus hazard as well as the dangers surrounding drive-by shooting at pool parties.

Pulled up at the local Jack & Box, may I take your order please

-Clifford :tiphat:

only to discover my discount coupons were for carl's jr. so i

Settled for 2 taco's at 99 cent's and asked for a cold cup of water

-Clifford :tiphat:

to counter act the fiery hot sauce.

The sun was going down, time for watering the lawn. Did I need

-Clifford :tiphat:

to wear my Speedo while

The old school teacher looked on, She was staring away

-Clifford :tiphat:

, her face flushing as her mind wrestled with her body's desire to sample the forbidden fruit of lust.

Occasionally, it is very apparent

the divisions in our society

can be symbolized by a wall

in people's minds.

or is it just

, no, it isn't.

When I was riding up the escalator in Concourse B at Atlanta Hartsfield,

i at once had the horrified feeling that i'd left my laptop in the men's room where the screen setting

was locked on youporn.com.

Trying to get my laptop thru the nsa checkpoint

, I suddenly remembered that

i hadn't erased/deleted recent history or, even more foolishly, had not turned off the content since retrieving it from the guttural depths of the men's room arousal

(I cannot add to this)

as it was so totally embarrassing in that i've known so many of these tsa personally, and ironically, they've known me as the "spiritual leader" that lead prayer meetings in the special lounges whilst awaiting flights.

I fly more than 195 times per year (I am not kidding) and it always amuses me when I see

that stay-at-home-dads are complaining

they can not watch she male porn and eat junk food at the same time because

-Clifford :tup:

their "husband" is arriving back home from his flight

at any minute.

At the risk of ruffiling some feathers,