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and shaking the covers, out of nowhere it
-Clifford :tiphat: |
became clear that Democrats are ruining this country, yet
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Everyone stays at home thinking it will
-Clifford :tiphat: |
be an easy victory over a terrible trump w/o having to
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actually go cast a vote.
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Man choosing dogs as his best friend
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just made his wife angry
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as she noticed him fervently petting
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his poodle while ignoring
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his kitty cat
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that was freshly brazilian waxed.
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In the emergency rooms in bigger cities, xrays reveal some strange
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butt-stuffings that
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seem to be comprised of
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furry things, sometimes
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even small appliances.
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Vibrators, for the most part, are
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single-frequency devices
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for single-friendly desires
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and to fill the empty spaces in one's soul.
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First time I've heard that referred to as a soul,
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when people usually call it
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as they see it, and
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they call it an empty hole.
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Just as Nature abhors a vacuum
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it too punishes those who
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seek retributions from redneck chain smoking
-Clifford :tiphat: |
thou prohibited in most parts deep south
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they sneak it across state lines hidden beneath
-Clifford :tiphat: |
their breathes from scrubbed gums and alcohol-free mouthwash
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and tooth-free mouths.
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Summer, here in the desert,
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reminds me of Dante's writings about
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his description of hell minus the devil thou
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, but with plenty of weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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Concerning the drought,
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the myopic California Governor
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forgot his glasses at the
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Bernie Sanders Rally.
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OJ's marriage to nicole was like
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