Sexy on


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Subaru's but not

In Nissans.


2016 GT350 Magnetic w/Black Stripes / Black Roof /Tech Package Build January, ETA March (US Port), Germany Apr, under MSRP

I like people watching at airports, escpecially

Using the full body scanner


2016 GT350 Magnetic w/Black Stripes / Black Roof /Tech Package Build January, ETA March (US Port), Germany Apr, under MSRP

for

viewing yoga pants-wearing fat people.

The

problem with sitting next to Oprah on a plane is

Oprah keeps asking everyone to look under their seat.


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Whenever I am in First Class, it is inevitable that

the ticket holder shows up and asks me to move.


2016 GT350 Magnetic w/Black Stripes / Black Roof /Tech Package Build January, ETA March (US Port), Germany Apr, under MSRP

Now that the new year has arrived

, I am amazed at all the resolutions

my wife expects

my mistress

to actually follow through with.

Fans calling WKRP in cincinnati must be

wearing bellbottoms and

wondering if

Johnny Fever is a real guy.

It has been deemed damn near improbable

that we are slowly

approaching the chasm

across which we cannot

Comprehend and fathom

without the help of hallucinogens.

Life is full of...

twists and turns --

, forks in the road,

and impossible situations; however,

if one surmises

....the chemical stability of a shart

then going commando

Is always


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the poorest choice.

Speaking of underwear,

my grandma's

covered in peanut butter

as well as