five scientific reasons a zombie apocalypse could happen

Originally Posted by wstar

Weak. No land mines, no electrified razor wire fences, no underground shelter containing 20 years of food, water, and medical preparations sealed by a bank vault door, with HEPA-filtered ventilation to a hidden outlet at the top of a tree. No plan for installing yourself as dictator after you regain control of the surrounding countryside. No stable of multiple young girlfriends to ensure you can repopulate the earth with your genes.

FAIL!