five scientific reasons a zombie apocalypse could happen

Originally Posted by Lug

You lightweights probably don't even have a ZSP (Zombie Survival Plan).
My place:
KZ = Kill Zone for Zombies
spkz = stupid people killed by Zombies (never hang out in a barn during a zombie attack!)
w = enclosed water well
B = boat for sea getaway if zombie situation goes on more than 28 days
P = Propane tank to use for energy or blow up bunch-o-zombies
M/W maintenance/workshed to invent new zombie killing devices
FP = Fortified Palace including gun ports (windows to you civilians)

Originally Posted by wstar

Weak. No land mines, no electrified razor wire fences, no underground shelter containing 20 years of food, water, and medical preparations sealed by a bank vault door, with HEPA-filtered ventilation to a hidden outlet at the top of a tree. No plan for installing yourself as dictator after you regain control of the surrounding countryside. No stable of multiple young girlfriends to ensure you can repopulate the earth with your genes.

FAIL!