Ribeye

Summer or Winter

Syphilis (can be cured)


Rock climbing or SCUBA cave diving.

Scuba cave diving sounds like fun.

Prison shower or solitary confinement

solitary. Give me insanity before but rayp

boxing or mma

mma

royce grace or ken shamrock

Did you mean royce gracie? (I'd pick him no WWE :bs:)

Being "pants" at a busy public beach with cold water shrinkage
Or
Friends catching you in the middle of sex with a fattie.

Friends catching you in the middle of sex with a fattie (shrinkage is no bwenooo) and yes i meant "r"oyce gracie...he was a bad mofo! thats when ufc first started before all the commercialization that has overwhelmed it today...

self wash your z or car wash

self wash with no hesitation

soccer or hockey

Self wash (although I will pay at a touch-less and bring my dry towels)


Female mud wrestling or a nightclub cat fight?

female mud hockey

:google: or :gtfo2:

:gtfo2: (no really)


Mexican hotpocket or dirty Sanchez

Mexican hotpocket

DLP or Projector TV

DPL ( I have one)


Corolla or Mazda 3

Mazda 3

Plasma or LCD

LCD

F1 racing or NASCAR

F1 racing

Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Anniston

Angelina Jolie

pink or purple

Angelina Jolie ( they are both pretty used up but Jolie still has a couple mile under warranty )


Continue to use the aging space shuttle fleet or pay foriegn countries to fly our astronauts into space

Pay foreign countries!

Cremation or burial

Burial ( something about burning in the the fires of hell)

In the middle of anal sex when you find out she's actually a guy

Stop right away and get the hell out of there or finish then kick the sh!t out of him.

Stop right away!!!!!!! :icon14: :roflpuke2:

Attacked by a shark or an alligator?

Shark (on land)


Water boarding or electric shock

shock

pinot noir or cabernet

Pinot noir if I had to choose.

Red sox or Yankees

Red Sox

Modern Warfare 3 or Battlefield 3

MW3

Dark or Milk chocolate

Milk Chocolate

Target or Walmart

Wally World

PB and J or Turkey sandwich

PB and J (extra crunchy please)

Dirt bike or 4 wheeler

4 wheeler

Chocolate or vanilla?

Chocolate


Paper or plastic

Paper (I need something to wipe my arse with :roflpuke2:)

Spring or Fall

Fall

Night or day

Night (that's when all the magic happens)

Roman or greek

Greek

Trojan or Durex

Trojan (man)


China or Russia

Russia (Russia has some hot chicas)

Bottle or can

bottle

corn or Lima beans

Corn!

Put your penor in a hot exhaust pipe or in the mouth of a rabid dog

hot exhaust pipe! yay!!!

tuna-fish or chicken