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barefoot
cable or satellite |
Satelite (hate Comcast with a passion)
Track beast or Car show winner |
track beast
prostate exam or STD test |
prostate exam (taking one for the team here to keep the thread going)
U.S. Army or AirForce |
Quote:
I'll go with Army, but I love and respect all who serve. diet coke or coke zero |
coke zero (Army is a good choice)
shrimp or crawfish |
shrimp
wireless or wired mouse/keyboard |
Wireless
Chipotle or moes |
Chipotle (never heard of moes)
free weights or machines |
Machines (dint get to the gym enough)
When needing to take a really bad sh!t Use Disgusting toilet or sh!t yourself |
Use Disgusting toilet (u aint seen nothing unless u have taken a shit in the dirt in the middle of Iraq and have a black-hawk dust you off while your wiping :facepalm:)
MRE or moldy bread |
MRE (as bad as they are you still have a 1 in 100 chance of getting M&M's)
Death by failed parachut or death by getting hit by a vehicle. |
death by getting hit by a vehicle (less likely to see it happen, so its quick)
supplements or strictly food |
Strictly food (never really know what's in the supplements)
9 weeks of Basic or 9 weeks of jail |
9 weeks of Basic (did it 16 yrs ago lol)
OCS or WOCS |
OTS (did that in the AF 11 years ago) ps now I'm in the army
Lost in a rain forest or marsh |
rain forest (so i can find the cure for cancer as i bear grylls my way out)
premium or no premium lol |
No premium (nothing like getting something for nothing)
Powerball winnings One time payment or monthly payments over 20 yrs |
monthly payments over 20 yrs (thats a tough decision, but monthly payments ensure non-bancrupcy lol)
ebay or amazon |
Amazon (always like my women tall and warrior like...j/k)
In the field for 4 straight weeks or 6 weeks with weekends off |
4 straight weeks (then 2 straight weeks off!)
1 yr deployments with mid tour leave or 9 month deployments without r&r |
1 yr deployment (i would have taken 6 mnths if offered)
A girl with Horrible buck teeth or silver dollar nipples |
silver dollar nipples :yum:
bush gone wild or landing strip |
Landing strip (unless it goes all the way to the belly button)
NY or LA |
NY
sand storm or hail storm |
Sand storm (damage is just paint deep while hail makes dents)
Ugly beastly girl with wild sex habits Or Sexy girl that can't Stand sex |
Sexy girl that can't Stand sex
condom or no condom |
no condom! lets populate the earth
Zoolander or Talladega Nights |
Talladega Nights (shake 'n bake!)
Star Wars or Star Trek |
Star Wars
Lost boys or Goonies |
Lost Boys (the true Twilight)
Horse power or torque |
HP
FI or NA |
FI (tt)
Racing Seats or Stock Sports Seats |
Stock sport seats
Mustang or camaro |
camaro
open toe sandals or mandals |
Racing seats
Wide 19's or skinny 20's |
Sandals
Killer whale or shark |
killer whale
bee sting or wasp bite? |
Bee sting ( it may hurt but at least they die for it)
OEM hatch or CF |
OEM hatch
OEM Hood or CF Hood |
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