barefoot

cable or satellite

Satelite (hate Comcast with a passion)

Track beast or Car show winner

track beast

prostate exam or STD test

prostate exam (taking one for the team here to keep the thread going)

U.S. Army or AirForce

How can I choose between branches of service that provide for my freedom? :usa:

I'll go with Army, but I love and respect all who serve.

diet coke or coke zero

coke zero (Army is a good choice)

shrimp or crawfish

shrimp

wireless or wired mouse/keyboard

Wireless

Chipotle or moes

Chipotle (never heard of moes)

free weights or machines

Machines (dint get to the gym enough)

When needing to take a really bad sh!t

Use Disgusting toilet or sh!t yourself

Use Disgusting toilet (u aint seen nothing unless u have taken a shit in the dirt in the middle of Iraq and have a black-hawk dust you off while your wiping :facepalm:)

MRE or moldy bread

MRE (as bad as they are you still have a 1 in 100 chance of getting M&M's)


Death by failed parachut or death by getting hit by a vehicle.

death by getting hit by a vehicle (less likely to see it happen, so its quick)

supplements or strictly food

Strictly food (never really know what's in the supplements)


9 weeks of Basic or 9 weeks of jail

9 weeks of Basic (did it 16 yrs ago lol)

OCS or WOCS

OTS (did that in the AF 11 years ago) ps now I'm in the army


Lost in a rain forest or marsh

rain forest (so i can find the cure for cancer as i bear grylls my way out)

premium or no premium lol

No premium (nothing like getting something for nothing)


Powerball winnings

One time payment or monthly payments over 20 yrs

monthly payments over 20 yrs (thats a tough decision, but monthly payments ensure non-bancrupcy lol)

ebay or amazon

Amazon (always like my women tall and warrior like...j/k)


In the field for

4 straight weeks or 6 weeks with weekends off

4 straight weeks (then 2 straight weeks off!)

1 yr deployments with mid tour leave or 9 month deployments without r&r

1 yr deployment (i would have taken 6 mnths if offered)

A girl with

Horrible buck teeth or silver dollar nipples

silver dollar nipples :yum:

bush gone wild or landing strip

Landing strip (unless it goes all the way to the belly button)

NY or LA

NY

sand storm or hail storm

Sand storm (damage is just paint deep while hail makes dents)


Ugly beastly girl with wild sex habits

Or

Sexy girl that can't Stand sex

Sexy girl that can't Stand sex

condom or no condom

no condom! lets populate the earth

Zoolander or Talladega Nights

Talladega Nights (shake 'n bake!)


Star Wars or Star Trek

Star Wars

Lost boys or Goonies

Lost Boys (the true Twilight)


Horse power or torque

HP

FI or NA

FI (tt)

Racing Seats or Stock Sports Seats

Stock sport seats


Mustang or camaro

camaro

open toe sandals or mandals

Racing seats


Wide 19's or skinny 20's

Sandals

Killer whale or shark

killer whale

bee sting or wasp bite?

Bee sting ( it may hurt but at least they die for it)


OEM hatch or CF

OEM hatch

OEM Hood or CF Hood