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Chicken (TUNA YUCK!)
Manual or auto :stirthepot: |
manual
short throw or stock shifter |
Stock (for rightnow)
Oral or vaginal |
Stock (for rightnow)
Oral or vaginal |
vaginal
your mom or your wifes mom |
Wifes mom.
Backseat or truck bed fornication |
Backseat
bucket or bench seat |
Wife's mom (still pretty gross)
Date a Porn star or a stripper |
Wife's mom (still pretty gross)
Date a Porn star or a stripper |
Bucket
Stripper Bald or landing strip |
landing strip
pills or liquor |
Liquor
BJ from a dude or hand job from your mom |
BJ from a dude (Frost)
tic or rabies |
tic
phone clock or watch |
watch
watch gay porn with your sister or watch lesbian porn with your mom |
Watch lesbian pron (just ask mom to turn the other way)
Have your c0ck removed or fingers removed. |
fingers removed (robo-hand here i come!)
private pool or lakeside |
Lake side
Wake up from a drunk coma find out you had sex with Your sister or a minor |
minor (i mean neither)
eat earth worms or eat rotten squid |
Earth worms (assuming they're fresh)
star trek or star wars (ignoring eps. 1-3) |
Star wars (even w/ eps 1-3)
Star trek or the Sci FI channel's battlestar galactica |
I guess Star Trek being that I have never heard of the other one.
Trip to Vegas or trip to the Bahamas |
Bahamas (been to Vegas)
Sex with a Goat or dog |
Goat (I guess :roflpuke2:)
sex with your mom or your father-in-law? |
Father-in-law (he's a real strappin guy for his age)
Be raped by a male Priest or teacher |
Priests have better candy.
Cancer-causing and embarrassing body scan, or perverted and intrusive pat-down? |
Cancer-causing and embarrassing body scan
Baseball bat in the arse or pencil in the penor hole. |
Bat (not much of a choice)
an MMF threesome with your GF and bestfriend or just watching your GF fvck your best friend. |
"MMF" seems like I'm the one getting railed from both ends. I will take the watching friend bang GF. (at this point I'm married so any gf I might have would just be some random so I wouldn't really care about her anyways. I would be happy to share her with all my friends. :inoutroflpuke:)
Early morning or late night bang session |
Early morning
shoot yourself in the hand or foot |
Foot
Dragged behind a boat by your c0ck or hung upside down by your c0ck |
Upside down
taking it up the @$$ from a tranny or giving the tranny a bj? |
:icon14: BJ (at least there is no permanent damage)
Wash hands after you pee or let it ride because you penor is cleaner than a water spicket knob |
Let it ride (then shake hands with you)
Battle:LA or Independence Day |
Independence day. (just watched battlefield the other day and I was not impressed)
Boat or personal water craft |
Boat (the jetski type)
Beach front home or mountain home |
Beach front (nothing like waking up to the crash of waves)
Road or Mountain bike |
Mountain bike
turkey club or roast-beef sandwich |
Roast beef ( unless the day after thanksgiving)
Def Lepard or Poison |
roast beef
sausage or brats? |
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