Chicken (TUNA YUCK!)

Manual or auto :stirthepot:

manual

short throw or stock shifter

Stock (for rightnow)

Oral or vaginal

Stock (for rightnow)

Oral or vaginal

vaginal

your mom or your wifes mom

Wifes mom.

Backseat or truck bed fornication

Backseat

bucket or bench seat

Wife's mom (still pretty gross)

Date a

Porn star or a stripper

Wife's mom (still pretty gross)

Date a

Porn star or a stripper

Bucket

Stripper

Bald or landing strip

landing strip

pills or liquor

Liquor

BJ from a dude or hand job from your mom

BJ from a dude (Frost)

tic or rabies

tic

phone clock or watch

watch

watch gay porn with your sister or watch lesbian porn with your mom

Watch lesbian pron (just ask mom to turn the other way)

Have your c0ck removed or fingers removed.

fingers removed (robo-hand here i come!)

private pool or lakeside

Lake side

Wake up from a drunk coma find out you had sex with

Your sister or a minor

minor (i mean neither)

eat earth worms or eat rotten squid

Earth worms (assuming they're fresh)

star trek or star wars (ignoring eps. 1-3)

Star wars (even w/ eps 1-3)

Star trek or the Sci FI channel's battlestar galactica

I guess Star Trek being that I have never heard of the other one.

Trip to Vegas or trip to the Bahamas

Bahamas (been to Vegas)

Sex with a

Goat or dog

Goat (I guess :roflpuke2:)

sex with your mom or your father-in-law?

Father-in-law (he's a real strappin guy for his age)


Be raped by a male


Priest or teacher

Priests have better candy.

Cancer-causing and embarrassing body scan, or perverted and intrusive pat-down?

Cancer-causing and embarrassing body scan

Baseball bat in the arse or pencil in the penor hole.

Bat (not much of a choice)

an MMF threesome with your GF and bestfriend or just watching your GF fvck your best friend.

"MMF" seems like I'm the one getting railed from both ends. I will take the watching friend bang GF. (at this point I'm married so any gf I might have would just be some random so I wouldn't really care about her anyways. I would be happy to share her with all my friends. :inoutroflpuke:)


Early morning or late night bang session

Early morning

shoot yourself in the hand or foot

Foot

Dragged behind a boat by your c0ck or hung upside down by your c0ck

Upside down
taking it up the @$$ from a tranny or giving the tranny a bj?

:icon14: BJ (at least there is no permanent damage)

Wash hands after you pee or let it ride because you penor is cleaner than a water spicket knob

Let it ride (then shake hands with you)

Battle:LA or Independence Day

Independence day. (just watched battlefield the other day and I was not impressed)

Boat or personal water craft

Boat (the jetski type)


Beach front home or mountain home

Beach front (nothing like waking up to the crash of waves)

Road or Mountain bike

Mountain bike

turkey club or roast-beef sandwich

Roast beef ( unless the day after thanksgiving)



Def Lepard or Poison

roast beef

sausage or brats?