OEM Hood (for now)

A/C or windows down?

A/C

M1114 or 370z

370z (until the apocalypse then the HMMV)


Getting raped once by 20 men or getting raped 20 times by one man

Raped by 20 men


Klipsch or Martin Logan

Klipsch (because i dont martin logan)

alpine or kenwood

kenwood

better to have loved and lost or to never of loved at all?

better to have loved and lost (gotta have the sampler)


Which is more likely real

El Chupacabra or Big Foot

If I had to choose it would be Big Foot.

Pepsi or Coca Cola?

Coke

Hard or soft Taco

Hard

Butter or margarine

Margarine

105 degree or 5 degree weather

Butter

Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donuts

5 degree. You can always put more clothes on. (And I'll pick Dunkin, although less for their donuts than their coffee)

57 sauce, A-1, or worcestershire sauce

A-1. I love that stuff. I eat it like most people eat ketchup.

Windows explorer or Firefox?

worcestershire sauce

white or wheat

Firefox

Ski or Snowboard

Ski (but I love to snowboard too. Just learned to ski first so it's my fav)

Left or right handed

right handed (which is why I type so well with the left)

sex with one ridiculously hot woman for 20 years or sex with random decent women (none above a 7) for 20 years

Same HOT woman for 20. That's why I married my wife!

a relationship with a
Lane Bryant plus size model
or
Victoria secret model body with the face of Joan Rivers

Lane Bryant

Thong or Bikini

bikini. I hate picking that thong out. It chafes

Mazdaspeed3 or VW GTI

VW GTI

xdm or glock

glock

sweet or sour

sweet

spicy or plain

spicy

cup or cone

Cup (cones taste like cardboard)


Angelina Jolie or Katie perry

Angelina Jolie ( i guess )

Fish or steak

Steak

Pudding or Jello?

jello

Mayo or miracle whip

Mayo

Spit or lube

spit

bus or walk

walk

chess or checkers

chess


snake or lizard

Snake


Batman or superman

Batman

Android or Iphone

android

ranch or bleu cheese

Ranch

Baked potato or fries

Fries

Boiling hot coffee spilted on your crotch or an angry X kicking your crotch.

Angry X (at least I can somewhat avoid any permanent damage.)

Herpes or Syphilis

condom

T-Bone or Ribeye