Def Lepard

dokken or twisted sister

Dokken (I guess)

Drive or be driven in a Rolls Royce Phantom

Be driven (phantoms are riders car not drivers cars)


While in prison

Be gang raped once or be some dudes b!tch The whole time

I think I would take the mass banging once and be done with it. Hopefully they wouldn't do any permanent damage.

Bj by your dad or your mom

Mom (at least it's not gay)


Fvcking

Hot cousin or the most hideous girl

Hideous girl. (Family is a no fly zone)

which is a better holiday 4th of July or Thanksgiving

4 July (who wants to celebrate a dinner that took place 400 years ago)


Hotter

Texas girls or SC girls

SC girls for sure. Take one walk around Clemson Campus and you would agree with me.

Buy tools at Sears or Harbor Freight

Harbor freight (I guess. Sears is still in business?)

Yeah, they are still pretty big in the South.

Grape or Strawberry

Grape


Bananna or orange

Banana

Asphalt or concrete

Concrete

Have your girlfriend

Shove a dildo up your azz or spit your cum into your mouth.

ugh.... another one of these. You are making me think about things that would normally never enter my mind.

Spit cum I guess. B-hole is a no go!

New York or Los Angelos

New York!

Brussels sprouts or spinach

Spinach (it worked foe Popeye!)

if you can't afford your Z and you are way upside down in payments


Wreck your Z and collect insurance or let it get repo'ed

Collect

Road course or drag

Road course

deals gap or highway

deals gap ftmfw!!!!!!!

Twin Peaks or X Files

Twin Peaks (if your referring to a strip club back home)

blonde or brunette

brunette

Shaved or strip

Strip (shaved bald every once in a while)


Live on life support for years with a 50% chance of recovery or no life support and let nature take it's course.

50% is pretty good. I would probably take those odds at least for a while.

Did you enjoy high school or College more?

Still in college so I would have to say High school

sky dive or bungee jump

skydive

mosquitoes or ticks

mosquitoes (never had a tick)


Places to meet a girl

laundromat or supermarket

supermarket (buy beer and a cheap date)

bottle water or faucet water

El Supermercado

Skinny or Curvy

Bottled water (it comes in a convenient package)

Marrying a girl you met in

Sleezy rundown bar or crazy cult like church.

Cult ftw - susceptible to brainwash

Android or Iphone

iPhone (that's what I'm using right-now)

What's more embarrassing

Premature ejaculation or being publicly emasculated by a hot chick.

Premature ejac

Dog or cat?

cat

slime or oil

oil

Fried or grilled?

oil. Half the time I'm covered in it when I change my oil anyways.

McD's or Burger King

McD's


Penthouse or Hustler

PH

Water Ski or Snow Ski

Water Ski

9mm or 45acp

9mm (I have 1 on my hip right-now)


Which is sexier

Stripper look or girl next door look.

Girl next door for sure!

You like your girls petite (ie:Eva Longoria) or amazon chick like (ie: Elle Macpherson)