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Shiny toy guns (coin toss)
Halo Reach or COD Black Ops |
COD because I haven't played Halo in years.
Lamborghini or Ferrari |
Ferrari (lambos are just too over the top)
Who's sexier? Olivia Wilde or Megan fox. |
olivia wilde (altho i would prefer neither given other choices)
Cricket or badminton |
Cricket (it's closer to baseball)
Ways to die Drowning or bleeding out. |
bleeding out
swim with piranha fish or maco sharks |
Mako (if they attack it will be all over quickly)
Car or motorcycle |
motorcycle
dry heat or east coast heat |
car
fat or ugly |
Ugly (can still have a nice body)
Girls that are Way too tall or way too short? |
short
{tt} 8psi or 10psi |
10 psi (go large or go home)
If you had to watch Gay male sex or 2 girls 1 cup |
10 psi (go large or go home)
If you had to watch Gay male sex or 2 girls 1 cup |
2 girls 1 cup :yum:
let your ex-wife drive your Ferrari or your enemy |
ex-wife
James Bond or Jason Bourne |
james bond
vanilla or chocolate |
chocolate
Eat japans new sh!t burger or drink recycled urin |
drink recycled urin
stranded on an island or stranded in the desert |
Island
A full roll of scratchy 1-ply tp or just 3 sheets of the good stuff: plush, comfy 2-ply |
A full roll of scratchy 1-ply tp (16 yrs of military grade tolerance built up)
carpet or tile/wood floors |
Wood floors
House out in the country or an apartment in the city |
House out in the country
apple pie or cherry pie |
apple
cheddar or swiss |
swiss
donkeys or mules |
An a$$ is an a$$, but I'll go mule for the right money
dog or cat |
pussy (cat)
strip club or red-light district |
Dog
Sex with a Retarded 21 or a normal 16 |
pussy (cat)
strip club or red-light district |
Strip club (you wake up without disease)
crank one out at home or get some germed up sloot from the streets to give you a bj |
crank one out at home (safe sex)
david letterman or jay lamo |
Conan
Drive a Prius or Walk around in a Dress? |
Jay
Mexican hot pocket or tossed salad |
Walk around in a Dress
Hawaii or Philippines |
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Light beer or booze pi$$ cocktail Quote:
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Light beer
chocolate chip or macadamia nut cookies |
chocolate chip
coffee or energy drink |
coffee
toe shoes or regular shoes |
regular shoes.
Spray Deoderant, Gel Deoderant or the white stuff deoderant |
gel
barefoot or sandals? |
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