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Cashews. Eating some rightnow
Santa or hanukkah Harry |
santa (drunk)
germany or france |
France. manaja twa
Lambo or Ferrari |
lambo
spawn aero or vip status |
Only spawn aero is good enough to fit.
Windows, Linux, or Mac Op Sys? |
windows
mirror tint or colored tint |
Windows
Grits or hashbrowns |
windows
mirror tint or colored tint |
Colored tint
Puking or diarrhea |
puking
blonds or redheads |
blondes (actually depends on the hair type, straight is my thing, curly = GTFO)
Ztoon's car or Docaam's car |
Docaam's car
central air or heat pump |
Central air
First date Movie or dancing |
Dancing
Daisy Dukes or Mini Skirt |
Mini skirt. Easy access
Great fvck or great BJ |
Great fvck
Light on or off |
Light off (playing it safe)
Getting caught having sex by Her dad or your mother. |
Mother (she might like it)
Shoot it on her or in her |
First that just sick if you want your mom to like watching you have sex
Shot to the face Sex in a Shower or swimming pool |
Quote:
Pool Hot tub or Sauna |
Hot tub
Joining the Mile high club or sex on a crowded beach |
mile high (check :tup:)
red or white wine? |
Red (she'll take her shirt off if you spill on it)
Dr pepper or mr pibb |
Dr pepper
USDM or JDM |
JDM
Prius or no car at all. |
car
no toes or no fingers |
no toes
acne or braces |
Braces
No girlfriend or super bitchy girlfriend |
No girlfriend
one night stands or long term relationship |
Long term. (I'm married)
50% of all marriages end in Divorce so the other 50% must end in death Divorce or death |
Divorce. I want to see my son grow up!
Red or white wine |
Red
sky diving or submerged in a submarine? |
Submerged in submarine
Stock market or Savings account |
Stock market (for now)
Hurricane or Earthquake |
Earthquake
smoking or drinking |
Drinking
Eaten by a Shark or lion |
Lion (their cool, sharks are rude)
Anime or Spongebob |
Spongebob (my 5 month old son loves it)
Liquor or Beer |
Anime
natural or synthetic? |
Natural (boobs, for motor oil = synthetic)
Shiny Toy Guns or Massive Attack |
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