Hate my JOB!

ct63084 · 06-01-2010, 02:58 AM

My JOB is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last 10 years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, EVERY SINGLE ****ING DAY.

Anyways, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shlt.

Trips · 06-01-2010, 03:05 AM

Stop whining!! It could be worse You could be Unemployed....

AK370Z · 06-01-2010, 03:09 AM

I was reading seriously first two paragraphs. But when I started reading the third one, I lol'ed!

AK370Z · 06-01-2010, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple's

Stop whining!! It could be worse You could be Unemployed....

YOu got the joke right?

Trips · 06-01-2010, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK370Z

YOu got the joke right?

Yes!!! I see now!

Jesse_Hunter · 06-01-2010, 03:32 AM

OMG that is AWESOME!

Chriz · 06-01-2010, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK370Z

YOu got the joke right?

molamann · 06-01-2010, 03:39 AM

I hate my job

:[

Chriz · 06-01-2010, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by molamann

I hate my job

:[

ouch...

2theextreme · 06-01-2010, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Chriz

ouch...

That just made it even better!

PapoZalsa · 06-01-2010, 07:53 AM

In what kind of job are you in? That sounds like a freak show!

wheee! · 06-01-2010, 08:12 AM

Try working at the Horse Pop factory....

STItoEVOX · 06-01-2010, 08:24 AM

hahahahahaha yes! i didnt catch on til the van part.

...I'm stealing that btw...

Tronchaser · 06-01-2010, 08:30 AM

Friggin' hilarious!

JACKPAC · 06-01-2010, 08:50 AM

You should hit the hot chick and then give a mercy lay to the ugly one while shes crawling on her knees looking for her glasses.

06-01-2010, 02:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
ct63084 Base Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: FAIRFIELD CA Posts: 219 Drives: 2004 MAZDA3 Rep Power: 16	Hate my JOB! My JOB is so **ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last 10 years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ing dog to work. Every ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, EVERY SINGLE ING DAY. Anyways, I drive these **tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shlt.

06-01-2010, 03:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
Trips Administrator Join Date: May 2009 Location: Disneyland, Ca Posts: 8,728 Drives: 🔰 Rep Power: 10	Stop whining!! It could be worse You could be Unemployed.... __________________

06-01-2010, 03:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
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06-01-2010, 07:53 AM	#11 (permalink)
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06-01-2010, 08:12 AM	#12 (permalink)
wheee! A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Mod Capital of Canada Age: 57 Posts: 7,354 Drives: cars. lots of cars. Rep Power: 40181	Try working at the Horse Pop factory.... __________________ H&R / Stillen / Berk / HKS / Swift / Michelin / UpRev / SPC / Amuse Rep / Seibon / Fringe XVO / TWM / more... My Journal

06-01-2010, 03:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
Jesse_Hunter Track Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Denton,TX Age: 37 Posts: 738 Drives: 07' Sky Redline Rep Power: 365	OMG that is AWESOME!

06-01-2010, 03:39 AM	#8 (permalink)
molamann A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,666 Drives: 370Z with NAVVVVV Rep Power: 284	I hate my job :[

06-01-2010, 08:24 AM	#13 (permalink)
STItoEVOX Base Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Waimalu, Hawaii Posts: 105 Drives: 08 Evolution X Rep Power: 15	hahahahahaha yes! i didnt catch on til the van part. ...I'm stealing that btw... __________________ I want to trade my Evo X for your 370 Z... Seriously.

06-01-2010, 08:30 AM	#14 (permalink)
Tronchaser Base Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Oklahoma City, OK Posts: 150 Drives: 10 6MT/MB/Tour/Sport Rep Power: 14	Friggin' hilarious!

06-01-2010, 08:50 AM	#15 (permalink)
JACKPAC Track Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 516 Drives: MB 370z Rep Power: 16	You should hit the hot chick and then give a mercy lay to the ugly one while shes crawling on her knees looking for her glasses.

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