I hate my job

molamann · 08-05-2009, 05:32 PM

My job is so ******* unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ******* stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ******* dog to work. Every ******* day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ******* day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.

370Ztune · 08-05-2009, 05:39 PM

Ssssccccooooobbbbbyyyy ddooobbyy dooooo!!!!!

08-05-2009, 05:40 PM

Scooby Doo huh....................^repost

370Ztune · 08-05-2009, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue660r01

Scooby Doo huh....................^repost

I'd rock some Fifa with ya if I could

08-05-2009, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 370Ztune

I'd rock some Fifa with ya if I could

So go buy the game!

Togo · 08-05-2009, 05:50 PM

Oh wow, that was great.. completely had me going there!

370Ztune · 08-05-2009, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue660r01

So go buy the game!

I have the game...don't have internet

.

How long have you been playing for?

-Hunter

08-05-2009, 06:27 PM

Since FIFA06

Im nasty at it

370Ztune · 08-05-2009, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue660r01

Since FIFA06

Im nasty at it

...yea I'm not a veteran like you. If you have any matches that are Youtube worthy please send me the links.

-Hunter

molamann · 08-05-2009, 08:11 PM

PES(Winning11) >>>>> FIFA

08-05-2009, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 370Ztune

...yea I'm not a veteran like you. If you have any matches that are Youtube worthy please send me the links.

-Hunter

haha nah never bothered to put it on youtube just ask cow about me

Quote:

Originally Posted by molamann

PES(Winning11) >>>>> FIFA

This is 360 not ps3 brah get 360!

veightkiller · 08-06-2009, 04:55 AM

lol you almost got me from the subject

robin · 08-06-2009, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molamann

My job is so ******* unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ******* stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ******* dog to work. Every ******* day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ******* day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.

well what are you waiting for? quit your job and look another one..but before doing this be sure that you have already been accepted on the other job..

08-06-2009, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by robin

well what are you waiting for? quit your job and look another one..but before doing this be sure that you have already been accepted on the other job..

08-05-2009, 05:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
molamann A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,666 Drives: 370Z with NAVVVVV Rep Power: 284	I hate my job My job is so ***** unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the *** stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big *** dog to work. Every *** day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single *** day. Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and **.

08-05-2009, 05:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
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08-05-2009, 05:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
blue660r01 Guest Posts: n/a	Scooby Doo huh....................^repost

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blue660r01 Guest Posts: n/a	Since FIFA06 Im nasty at it

08-05-2009, 08:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
molamann A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,666 Drives: 370Z with NAVVVVV Rep Power: 284	PES(Winning11) >>>>> FIFA

08-06-2009, 04:55 AM	#12 (permalink)
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