Ok who here would have sex with Elton John for $1 Million USD?

Tyrell Tyson · 04-14-2010, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott @ RA

LOL hahahaha this is hilarious. I love playing the what's you price game and the would you do ___________ for $________

I commend a couple of you who said they probably would...... at least you are honest. LOL
A lot of dudes would just say "No WAY, UHh UHH, hell NO" or "I wouldn't do it for any amount of money" and crap like that.
Honestly, once the money was all right there all right in front of them.... no body probably knows what they would or wouldn't do in that situation if it really came down to it... I mean its easy to say "no way, not me" because it will never ever happen. But things would change if it REALLY came down to it.

As for me..... I would consider it... ONLY if it were A LOT more money. I mean a million isn't really that much money anymore if you think about it. And it would have to be a 100% private matter, and NO body would know about it except me and him, and that would have to be in a contract, and I would HAVE to be the pitcher. So, for me, its a no, especially with TV involved etc. NO WAY, I couldn't live with myself. BUT, if it were privately arranged and a LOT more money. I or anyone else would be a fool to say no.
Just my $.02

You bro have my respect for life and + Rep

Tyrell Tyson · 04-14-2010, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by bigaudiofanat

Honestly, I would for a million bucks oh ya. I would use that money to pay off my debt, get a nice car and move out of the house to a nice house with a dual garage so I can do installs IN A GARAGE have it with heat and A/C. Oh ya that would be great.

Hey that would be cool, garage with aircon and heat so you can be working on your cars in there no matter the weather

bigaudiofanat · 04-14-2010, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Tyrell Tyson

Hey that would be cool, garage with aircon and heat so you can be working on your cars in there no matter the weather

You got that right

fullmonty · 04-14-2010, 07:28 AM

My question is, how can I physically make love to Elton John when you state that I must look into his eyes?

2theextreme · 04-14-2010, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by fullmonty

My question is, how can I physically make love to Elton John when you state that I must look into his eyes?

Use a mirror?

370Zsteve · 04-14-2010, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by 370zFORme!!

Vipor can have sex with men and still be considered straight. He is... the most interesting man in the world!

+1 for the laugh

370Zsteve · 04-14-2010, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by kielbasa16

Im gonna go ahead and be bold here, even though Im not all that well-known on the forum and have never met any of you in person.

A million dollars? In a heartbeat! There are few things I wouldnt do for a million dollars. You ever hear of that girl who sold her virginity for a couple mill on ebay or something? Pure genius.

For the record, to protect myself from whatever flaming (haha pun intended) I have an incredibly beautiful girlfriend and do not swing the other way (unless its for a million dollars).

"The Kielbasa Powerhouse"

370Zsteve · 04-14-2010, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt

I'd let Elton John dress me up as a "Ken Doll" and rape me for a million bucks.

vipor · 04-14-2010, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by fullmonty

My question is, how can I physically make love to Elton John when you state that I must look into his eyes?

Imagine this is him:

bullitt5897 · 04-14-2010, 08:22 AM

OMG!!! the responses in here have me cracking up!

So on to my answer.

For $1 Million... HELL NO! I have been and always will be a muff hunter! I would rather be a poor muff hunter than to remember I had sex with Elton John!!! The nightmares that would follow that would remind you of Alice in Wonderland!!! (DAM Big glasses!) Elton John would be Chester the cat popping up an surprise Buttsexing you when you least expect it!

fullmonty · 04-14-2010, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by bullitt5897

Elton John would be Chester the cat popping up an surprise Buttsexing you when you least expect it!

370Zsteve · 04-14-2010, 09:06 AM

You people seriously saying you could even get it up with Elton in the same room? lmao, even with the smell of all that cash wafting around the room, no way, no how.

2theextreme · 04-14-2010, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by vipor

Imagine this is him:

I know this is wrong.....but that looks like a young Rerun from "What's Happening?"

vipor · 04-14-2010, 09:20 AM

"Remote Linking Forbidden"

2theextreme · 04-14-2010, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by vipor

"Remote Linking Forbidden"

Crap! And I can still see the photo...fine....here:

Foiled again....remotely this time!

View Poll Results: Ok who here would have sex with Elton John for $1 Million USD?
Oh yes i would totally give Elton the Phelan special	14	60.87%
Oh noes i respect Elton way too much to abuse his body like that	9	39.13%
Voters: 23. You may not vote on this poll

04-14-2010, 07:28 AM	#34 (permalink)
fullmonty A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Dirty Jersey Posts: 7,762 Drives: 370 Touring/Sport Rep Power: 33	My question is, how can I physically make love to Elton John when you state that I must look into his eyes? __________________

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bullitt5897 Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: North GA Posts: 6,831 Drives: Twin Turbo Z34 Rep Power: 3682	OMG!!! the responses in here have me cracking up! So on to my answer. For $1 Million... HELL NO! I have been and always will be a muff hunter! I would rather be a poor muff hunter than to remember I had sex with Elton John!!! The nightmares that would follow that would remind you of Alice in Wonderland!!! (DAM Big glasses!) Elton John would be Chester the cat popping up an surprise Buttsexing you when you least expect it! __________________ *Shop Cars: 2013 318whp Nismo VspecII 370z SOLD, 2009 1000hp+ 93oct 4.0L TT 370z Fast Intentions STAGE 4 #054*

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370Zsteve A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Gold Coast CT Posts: 10,599 Drives: 2019 Corvette G.S. Rep Power: 42	You people seriously saying you could even get it up with Elton in the same room? lmao, even with the smell of all that cash wafting around the room, no way, no how. __________________ SOLD MY Z MARCH 2018 - another Core OG moves on - new ride 2019 Z Corvette Grand Sport - no mods necessary but already have eyes on HFC and intakes LOL IT NEVER ENDS.

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