Huge spider crawled under my hood

SmoothZ · 03-16-2010, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by vipor

No spider/car experiences yet thankfully, but I've had a bee fly in my window and land on my steering wheel. I pulled over so damned fast haha.

Never had a spider bite or a bee/wasp sting and I don't plan on starting now kthx.

They're definitely creepy, but I like messing with them and watching them. Weird weird "bugs." I don't always kill them, but it's usually easier.

You're not living if you haven't been bitten. I've had all those bites. Life is fun if you let it nibble on you.

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Originally Posted by Saber Rider

This is by far the funniest thread on this entire site...seriously.

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

This thread almost made me drop my droid and run out of my office.

I can't believe so many people are that freaked out by spiders and stuff. Seriously.

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Originally Posted by ChrisSlicks

Dude, if that's a garden spider then he's been noshing on some radioactive flies.

I lol'd when reading that.

SmoothZ · 03-16-2010, 09:24 PM

A few summers ago, my middle son who was probably 4 at the time (I wasn't there) was outside down in Albuquerque and was looking for bugs and 'stuff' in some wood piles. Later, his grandmother found a baby rattler in the tub and called us to ask about it. Apparently, my son had 'smuggled' it into the house which freaked out my wife and MIL when they heard that. It gets funnier.

They asked him how he got it in and why. He stuffed it into his underwear so they wouldn't know about it when he came in to play with it. LOL! That's my boy! Sneaky as ever.

vash_241987 · 03-16-2010, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SmoothZ

A few summers ago, my middle son who was probably 4 at the time (I wasn't there) was outside down in Albuquerque and was looking for bugs and 'stuff' in some wood piles. Later, his grandmother found a baby rattler in the tub and called us to ask about it. Apparently, my son had 'smuggled' it into the house which freaked out my wife and MIL when they heard that. It gets funnier.

They asked him how he got it in and why. He stuffed it into his underwear so they wouldn't know about it when he came in to play with it. LOL! That's my boy! Sneaky as ever.

I remember as a kid doing stuff like that, everyone remember those rollie-pollies you played with as a kid? Well imagine if they were huge...and lived in the water.

It would be fun to have a land dwelling one...you could play crochet with one.

frost · 03-16-2010, 10:06 PM

This became the creepiest thread on this board.

vipor · 03-17-2010, 08:55 AM

amazingly enough, that was BEFORE frost got here

PJRabbit · 03-17-2010, 09:45 AM

A while back when I was living on Guam, my buddy Jimmy, me, and three others were out on a hilltop doing some antenna work. Jimmy saw one of the Banana Spiders that are all over Guam crawling across the pavement towards him. He screamed like a girl and leaped into the truck and locked the door. His eyes were as big as saucers. What struck me as the funniest was the locking of the truck door. I didn't stop laughing for about 15 minutes.

I guess Archanophobia is real.

vipor · 03-17-2010, 10:14 AM

Banana Spider

370Zsteve · 03-17-2010, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by frost

This became the creepiest thread on this board.

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Originally Posted by vipor

amazingly enough, that was BEFORE frost got here

370Zsteve · 03-17-2010, 10:37 AM

simota1 · 03-18-2010, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by PJRabbit

A while back when I was living on Guam, my buddy Jimmy, me, and three others were out on a hilltop doing some antenna work. Jimmy saw one of the Banana Spiders that are all over Guam crawling across the pavement towards him. He screamed like a girl and leaped into the truck and locked the door. His eyes were as big as saucers. What struck me as the funniest was the locking of the truck door. I didn't stop laughing for about 15 minutes.

I guess Archanophobia is real.

haha

the banana spiders arent that scary.. have you seen the wolf spiders while you were here? their pretty rare but i saw one once it was like the size of my hand.. and it jumps and they are hairy lol....

that **** had me running hella fast hahahah i hate centipedes most of all... ugh super freaking creepy one time i saw a big *** centipedes while i was cleaning my lawn woooo lol i went running super fast grabbed a lighter fluid and set it on fire

ejrives · 03-18-2010, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by frost

This became the creepiest thread on this board.

A bold statement.....and I agree!

phelan · 03-18-2010, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by simota1

haha

the banana spiders arent that scary.. have you seen the wolf spiders while you were here? their pretty rare but i saw one once it was like the size of my hand.. and it jumps and they are hairy lol....

that **** had me running hella fast hahahah i hate centipedes most of all... ugh super freaking creepy one time i saw a big *** centipedes while i was cleaning my lawn woooo lol i went running super fast grabbed a lighter fluid and set it on fire

c'mon, get some vids up! hahahaha

simota1 · 03-18-2010, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by phelan

c'mon, get some vids up! hahahaha

you want me to get a vid of me setting a centipede on fire? LMAO

03-16-2010, 09:24 PM	#92 (permalink)
SmoothZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Arrakis Posts: 7,952 Drives: giant sandworm Rep Power: 35	A few summers ago, my middle son who was probably 4 at the time (I wasn't there) was outside down in Albuquerque and was looking for bugs and 'stuff' in some wood piles. Later, his grandmother found a baby rattler in the tub and called us to ask about it. Apparently, my son had 'smuggled' it into the house which freaked out my wife and MIL when they heard that. It gets funnier. They asked him how he got it in and why. He stuffed it into his underwear so they wouldn't know about it when he came in to play with it. LOL! That's my boy! Sneaky as ever. __________________ "Once you go Asian, you never go Caucasian." "I talk to myself, and when I do that, I know I'm talking to an intelligent person."

03-17-2010, 08:55 AM	#95 (permalink)
vipor A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Euless, TX [ DFW ] Age: 41 Posts: 13,531 Drives: Nismo 09-0183 QAB Rep Power: 48	amazingly enough, that was BEFORE frost got here __________________ 2009 NISMO # 0193 \| QAB \| Albums! \| 05.04.10 (Dynojet) 291.94hp/248.28tq Oil Cooler (DIY) \| Custom Headlights \| GTSPEC Braces \| F.I. Long Tube Headers

03-17-2010, 09:45 AM	#96 (permalink)
PJRabbit Base Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Va Posts: 41 Drives: 2010 NISMO 370z Rep Power: 15	Funny Spider Story A while back when I was living on Guam, my buddy Jimmy, me, and three others were out on a hilltop doing some antenna work. Jimmy saw one of the Banana Spiders that are all over Guam crawling across the pavement towards him. He screamed like a girl and leaped into the truck and locked the door. His eyes were as big as saucers. What struck me as the funniest was the locking of the truck door. I didn't stop laughing for about 15 minutes. I guess Archanophobia is real.

03-17-2010, 10:14 AM	#97 (permalink)
vipor A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Euless, TX [ DFW ] Age: 41 Posts: 13,531 Drives: Nismo 09-0183 QAB Rep Power: 48	Banana Spider __________________ 2009 NISMO # 0193 \| QAB \| Albums! \| 05.04.10 (Dynojet) 291.94hp/248.28tq Oil Cooler (DIY) \| Custom Headlights \| GTSPEC Braces \| F.I. Long Tube Headers

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03-16-2010, 10:06 PM	#94 (permalink)
frost Retired admin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 106,613 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 0	This became the creepiest thread on this board.

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