The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXIX

Spoiler · 01-02-2021, 06:13 AM

A story for our more “senior members”

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Two Z fanatics grow up together but after college one moves to California and the other to Pennsylvania. Every ten years they agree to meet in Chicago and play golf. They finish their round at age 30 and go to lunch.

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts. The legs…” “OK.”

Ten years later at 40, they play.

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games.” “OK.”

Ten years later at 50,

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “The food is good and there is plenty of parking.” ”OK.”

At 60,

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Wings are half price.” “OK”

At 70,

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.” “OK.”

At 80,

Onze says "Where do you wanna go?" Rusty replies "Hooters." Onze says "Why?" and Rusty replies, "Well we’ve never been there before and I would like to try something new."

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old guy · 01-02-2021, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

A story for our more “senior members”

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Two Z fanatics grow up together but after college one moves to California and the other to Pennsylvania. Every ten years they agree to meet in Chicago and play golf. They finish their round at age 30 and go to lunch.

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts. The legs…” “OK.”

Ten years later at 40, they play.

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games.” “OK.”

Ten years later at 50,

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “The food is good and there is plenty of parking.” ”OK.”

At 60,

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Wings are half price.” “OK”

At 70,

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.” “OK.”

At 80,

Onze says "Where do you wanna go?" Rusty replies "Hooters." Onze says "Why?" and Rusty replies, "Well we’ve never been there before and I would like to try something new."

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jchammond · 01-02-2021, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoiler

A story for our more “senior members”

——-

Two Z fanatics grow up together but after college one moves to California and the other to Pennsylvania. Every ten years they agree to meet in Chicago and play golf. They finish their round at age 30 and go to lunch.

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts. The legs…” “OK.”

Ten years later at 40, they play.

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games.” “OK.”

Ten years later at 50,

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “The food is good and there is plenty of parking.” ”OK.”

At 60,

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Wings are half price.” “OK”

At 70,

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.” “OK.”

At 80,

Onze says "Where do you wanna go?" Rusty replies "Hooters." Onze says "Why?" and Rusty replies, "Well we’ve never been there before and I would like to try something new."

.

JLarson · 01-02-2021, 07:37 AM

Hey there good morally ambiguous people! Hope you all had a great new years day and may 2021 bring us less of a crap show than 2020 did. I'm not eager for the extended weekend to end, but glad to have had time to putter around the house a bit.

Celebrating my 5th year with my company on Monday, means another week of vacation!

Rusty · 01-02-2021, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

Hey there good morally ambiguous people! Hope you all had a great new years day and may 2021 bring us less of a crap show than 2020 did. I'm not eager for the extended weekend to end, but glad to have had time to putter around the house a bit.

Celebrating my 5th year with my company on Monday, means another week of vacation!

If I was still at the power plant. I work be working on my 7th week. Had 6 when I retired.

Rusty · 01-02-2021, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoiler

A story for our more “senior members”

——-

Two Z fanatics grow up together but after college one moves to California and the other to Pennsylvania. Every ten years they agree to meet in Chicago and play golf. They finish their round at age 30 and go to lunch.

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts. The legs…” “OK.”

Ten years later at 40, they play.

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games.” “OK.”

Ten years later at 50,

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “The food is good and there is plenty of parking.” ”OK.”

At 60,

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Wings are half price.” “OK”

At 70,

“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.” “OK.”

At 80,

Onze says "Where do you wanna go?" Rusty replies "Hooters." Onze says "Why?" and Rusty replies, "Well we’ve never been there before and I would like to try something new."

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Wifey thought this was funny as chit.

01-02-2021, 06:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
Spoiler A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Central Florida Age: 65 Posts: 8,409 Drives: 21 Supra -Blk/Red Rep Power: 2684380	A story for our more “senior members” ——- Two Z fanatics grow up together but after college one moves to California and the other to Pennsylvania. Every ten years they agree to meet in Chicago and play golf. They finish their round at age 30 and go to lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts. The legs…” “OK.” Ten years later at 40, they play. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games.” “OK.” Ten years later at 50, “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “The food is good and there is plenty of parking.” ”OK.” At 60, “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “Wings are half price.” “OK” At 70, “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.” “OK.” At 80, Onze says "Where do you wanna go?" Rusty replies "Hooters." Onze says "Why?" and Rusty replies, "Well we’ve never been there before and I would like to try something new." . Last edited by Spoiler; 01-02-2021 at 06:35 AM.

01-02-2021, 07:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
JLarson A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Media, PA Posts: 4,079 Drives: 14 Nissan 370z MR M6 Rep Power: 2684370	Hey there good morally ambiguous people! Hope you all had a great new years day and may 2021 bring us less of a crap show than 2020 did. I'm not eager for the extended weekend to end, but glad to have had time to putter around the house a bit. Celebrating my 5th year with my company on Monday, means another week of vacation! __________________ 2014 370z Touring Sport Magma Red MT // BP Single Turbo 6467 // 63mm TB's // Z1 Ported Upper Mani // RJM Pedal // Zspeed Stage 3 Clutch // 526 WHP, 451 WTQ 2006 350z (Sold) // 1990 300zx (Sold) // 1985 300zx 2+2 (Sold)

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