The new “what did you do to your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXVIII

Spoiler

Oh and lets not forget that its...

T-100 ~ FI TT Kit#100

aka: the Super Whammo Blammo, Gut wenchin, Nut Bustin, Toupee tossing, Turd torquing, Sh1t or go blind twin turbo that has all your partially perverted and seat pissing passengers uncontrollably screaming, “Gall-lee Shazaam Shazaam...Well look at you”, even if only on a short cool air night cruise to the local dive of a dirt road drive-in on yet another historic “Half Off Hump Day” for an obligatory black and white double feature of long gone dead actors and the hope of two mutually melted smallish scoops of off brand Butter Pee-can Ice cream in a moldy old well worn waffle cone served up to you proudly and passionately by a prehistoric pouty faced princess in a somewhat stained and over stretched turquoise XXXL tube top affectionately known as the “Big Sharon” by all the liquored up long haired lusty local lunkards that have some self serving realistic but rather raunchy romantic interests in her bone crushin nearly 285 pound somewhat hulkish and feministic phyisque despite the obvious fearsome five o-clock facial hair and her oddly attractive over-chambered cankles and flirty face full of festering fever blisters.

Yup, its T-100 again

(PS... that was all one sentence above...)