The new “what did you do to your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXVIII

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Haha, no drinking yet. It was just a little joke for myself.

I can talk now again, but it is so slurred that no one can really understand me. I sound like I had a stroke when I talk now. I am going through speech therapy to get this straightened out, but I am not there yet.

It is kinda of fun though, as the other day I was in a store and the clerk was trying to ask me something even though I had already tried to signal by waving at my mouth that I could not speak. As the guy is looking at me and waiting for an answer, I just blurt out real loud in my slurred speech, “You know your Mama’s a whore”. Of course he didn’t know what I said, but I laughed pretty hard about it all the way home.

(As long as I laugh that is all that is important to me... LOL.)