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Originally Posted by vtec to vvel EDIT: in retrospect, what if you got a dance from a stripper who just took a sh!t? Hope they clean up well. I mean,

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Old 03-12-2020, 11:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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EDIT: in retrospect, what if you got a dance from a stripper who just took a sh!t?
Hope they clean up well. I mean, do you leave your azz dirty after you go?
If you were in the service of showing people your aszzhole I am sure you'd take steps to clean up very well, unless someone is into dirty skid marks or something.
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Hope they clean up well. I mean, do you leave your azz dirty after you go?
If you were in the service of showing people your aszzhole I am sure you'd take steps to clean up very well, unless someone is into dirty skid marks or something.
Operative word being “hope” lol. And no matter how much you wipe, there will be micro traces of feces. Unless you wash yo @$$ with some water and antibacterial soap, followed by dousing with hand sanitizer, yuck! Skid marks on your own underwear and skid marks on you from someone else lmao
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Operative word being “hope” lol. And no matter how much you wipe, there will be micro traces of feces. Unless you wash yo @$$ with some water and antibacterial soap, followed by dousing with hand sanitizer, yuck! Skid marks on your own underwear and skid marks on you from someone else lmao
Seen a girl do anal on a beer bottle, and the guy drank it after she was done with it.
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Takes all kinds to make the world go round!

Read an anecdote about a guy (restaurant worker) eating leftover food from the plate of a hot girl. Friend says that is freaking gross. He replies with if she asked me to id eat her *** out right now, what do I care about her half eaten sammich.

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Takes all kinds to make the world go round!

Read an anecdote about a guy (restaurant worker) eating leftover food from the plate of a hot girl. Friend says that is freaking gross. He replies with if she asked me to id eat her *** out right now, what do I care about her half eaten sammich.

Worked with a guy who let it slip on night. Said that he has a 30 minute rule. He will only have sex with his wife within 30 minutes of her taking a shower. Didn't say anything about himself taking a shower within 30 minutes.
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Worked with a guy who let it slip on night. Said that he has a 30 minute rule. He will only have sex with his wife within 30 minutes of her taking a shower. Didn't say anything about himself taking a shower within 30 minutes.
That eliminates a whole world of fun and possibilities!
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Operative word being “hope” lol. And no matter how much you wipe, there will be micro traces of feces. Unless you wash yo @$$ with some water and antibacterial soap, followed by dousing with hand sanitizer, yuck! Skid marks on your own underwear and skid marks on you from someone else lmao
There are such things as sanitary wipes for these occasions. But by your logic, she would still have bog bum even if she poo'd hours before your dance.
Some people, like Jarblue, pay good money for them skid marks to be put on them by others. No kink shaming from me though.
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there are such things as sanitary wipes for these occasions. But by your logic, she would still have bog bum even if she poo'd hours before your dance.
Some people, like jarblue, pay good money for them skid marks to be put on them by others. No kink shaming from me though.
lmao!!!!!!
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