CoronaVirus

vtec to vvel · 03-12-2020, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

I spent a lot of time and money in strip clubs. When I worked for Elliott and they send us to a new place. The one guy, Butchy, would ask 2 questions to the locals. Depending on how hungry he was. If he was hungry. The first question was where's the best steak house. Second question was where's the strip joint. If he wasn't hungry. It would be where's the strip joint. Followed by the steak house.

There is just something so fascinating about the art of stripping.

On a side note, I can't imagine eating and then going to the strip club. What if you have to take a sh!t while getting a dance?

EDIT: in retrospect, what if you got a dance from a stripper who just took a sh!t?

madwi · 03-12-2020, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by vtec to vvel

There is just something so fascinating about the art of stripping.

On a side note, I can't imagine eating and then going to the strip club. What if you have to take a sh!t while getting a dance?

Then the guy in the bathroom manning the colognes will have to listen to you blow up the stall after your dance ends. $5 tip normally and if you make him cry, a cool $20.

Rusty · 03-12-2020, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by vtec to vvel

There is just something so fascinating about the art of stripping.

On a side note, I can't imagine eating and then going to the strip club. What if you have to take a sh!t while getting a dance?

EDIT: in retrospect, what if you got a dance from a stripper who just took a sh!t?

The one place we used to go to in Mich. was called the County Palace in Galesburg. We would go there for lunch. Then go there for dinner after work.

Nothing like watching boobies bouncing and eating a nice steak.

The best part, was the company paying for it.

madwi · 03-12-2020, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by vtec to vvel

EDIT: in retrospect, what if you got a dance from a stripper who just took a sh!t?

Hope they clean up well. I mean, do you leave your azz dirty after you go?
If you were in the service of showing people your aszzhole I am sure you'd take steps to clean up very well, unless someone is into dirty skid marks or something.

vtec to vvel · 03-12-2020, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Hope they clean up well. I mean, do you leave your azz dirty after you go?
If you were in the service of showing people your aszzhole I am sure you'd take steps to clean up very well, unless someone is into dirty skid marks or something.

Operative word being “hope” lol. And no matter how much you wipe, there will be micro traces of feces. Unless you wash yo @$$ with some water and antibacterial soap, followed by dousing with hand sanitizer, yuck! Skid marks on your own underwear and skid marks on you from someone else lmao

vtec to vvel · 03-12-2020, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by cv129

I did get a private lap dance from a girl I picked.

I did ask where I could put my hands, and she palmed her tts. But I just kept my hands on her waist.

Yea 4 songs went by fast.....Literally flushing money down the toilet, but felt great while doing it, a very conflicting feeling.

one of my biggest pet peeves that is very conflicting within that environment: if the girls don't wear deodorant, they stink (believe me, it's NOT the good stink); but if they do wear it, their pits appear radioactive from all the black lights making them glow

madwi · 03-12-2020, 10:20 PM

Aaaand all the schools in michigan are closed.

BettyZ · 03-12-2020, 11:54 PM

Getting back on track... from the WSJ:

“Captain, that appears to be an iceberg.” “Don’t panic, officer, full steam ahead.”

“Admiral, concentrating our entire fleet in one port seems tempting fate.” “We don’t need your alarmist fantasies, ensign.”

“We’re picking up increased chatter about an al Qaeda action.” “Your hand-wringing is duly noted.”

“Don’t panic,” in the current atmosphere, is a way of shutting up people who are using their imaginations as a protective tool. It’s an implication of cowardice by cowards.

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madwi · 03-13-2020, 03:05 AM

People are calling our shipping/receiving department at the hospital and trying to get them to sell hand sanitizer cases to them off the trucks.

madwi · 03-13-2020, 03:45 AM

Pornhub is giving away a months premium membership to Italians while they are in quarantine. Need to see if my VPN has Italian servers.

bunk · 03-13-2020, 09:01 AM

Went to Smart and Final yesterday to pick up a few things I needed for the dish I was making. Canned goods shelves were empty (except for beans and canned veggies), EVERYONE had 40roll boxes of TP in their carts, cases of water. Every checkout counter was open and still had about 6 people in each line. Never seen that store so busy, even during the peak holiday season.

Gf went to get puppy training treats later at another grocery store. She said that place was the same...

BettyZ · 03-13-2020, 09:04 AM

Covid-19 is such a dumb name. It needs a handle with a better ring to it. Like China Flu.

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bunk · 03-13-2020, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

Covid-19 is such a dumb name. It needs a handle with a better ring to it. Like China Flu.

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Co - Corona
Vi - Virus
D - Disease
19 - The year it was discovered

But yeah, china flu is easier.

JLarson · 03-13-2020, 09:10 AM

Hmm well I got a call from my boss late last night, apparently our CEO is instating some emergency protocols. All office personnel (including yours truly) will start working from home next week. No end date given. Interesting.

Rusty · 03-13-2020, 09:50 AM

I'm seeing some deliveries being affected at work. It's taking longer to have stuff shipped.

03-12-2020, 11:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
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03-13-2020, 09:04 AM	#12 (permalink)
BettyZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: USA Age: 39 Posts: 5,264 Drives: A Garage Queen Rep Power: 2684372	Covid-19 is such a dumb name. It needs a handle with a better ring to it. Like China Flu. Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk __________________ '14 MB Nismo \| Boost Lab 6870 1.32 AR 553 HP / 471 ft.-lbs. Betty Mods

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JLarson A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Media, PA Posts: 4,079 Drives: 14 Nissan 370z MR M6 Rep Power: 2684371	Hmm well I got a call from my boss late last night, apparently our CEO is instating some emergency protocols. All office personnel (including yours truly) will start working from home next week. No end date given. Interesting. __________________ 2014 370z Touring Sport Magma Red MT // BP Single Turbo 6467 // 63mm TB's // Z1 Ported Upper Mani // RJM Pedal // Zspeed Stage 3 Clutch // 526 WHP, 451 WTQ 2006 350z (Sold) // 1990 300zx (Sold) // 1985 300zx 2+2 (Sold)

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03-12-2020, 10:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,410 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684430	Aaaand all the schools in michigan are closed.

03-13-2020, 03:05 AM	#9 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,410 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684430	People are calling our shipping/receiving department at the hospital and trying to get them to sell hand sanitizer cases to them off the trucks.

03-13-2020, 03:45 AM	#10 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,410 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684430	Pornhub is giving away a months premium membership to Italians while they are in quarantine. Need to see if my VPN has Italian servers.