The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXV

Spoiler · 02-29-2020, 03:52 AM

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I’d have to take ol’ Elvira from those pics

Very nice...and to think... one these girls had a Dad who owned a tool store...

But you have picked number Coffin #3....

Well okay heres what you have won...

This Elvira look-alike was married twice and has had the clap three times and is always slap ate up with crabs. The penicillin princess you have chosen as your dream date is currently unemployed but was last working in management at a Waffle House near Akins, SC. She likes moonlit nights and walks through the local junk yards to pull parts... She says she just cant wait to show off her new tattoo of Satan that is somewhere on her backside just south of the border...

“Spoiler’s Dating Game” is sending you both on an exciting 2 day “no expenses paid” trip to Rome. (Rome, GA that is...not that other Rome). With transportation and lodging not provided, of course...

Way to go... you made your choice.

(Obviously you have been hanging out with the concrete workers too long. They always go for the challenging chicks as well. Especially when they are out of town and running the swamps...)

Well Congrats anyhow..

We all kinda knew that would have been your “go to gal”...

madwi · 02-29-2020, 04:29 AM

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I'd still bang Cassandra!

Spoiler · 02-29-2020, 04:40 AM

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I'd still bang Cassandra!

Well yeah, you would... but I thought JC had at least some type of standards. Maybe low ones, but at least something...

jchammond · 02-29-2020, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

Well yeah, you would... but I thought JC had at least some type of standards. Maybe low ones, but at least something...

My bar is raised high; that’s why I’m probably still single

madwi · 02-29-2020, 05:45 AM

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My bar is raised high; that’s why I’m probably still single

Me to. Has to be breathing and well, at least breathing.

God-Speed · 02-29-2020, 05:52 AM

Good Saturday Morning All. Hope you all had a good week. After the gym this morning the Mrs and I will be running errands and getting steaks for tomorrow night.

Nice weather again today with a high of 76* with some clouds but 0% chance of rain. That will come Monday night through Wednesday. Anyway, have a good one guys and make it a safe one at that!!

JARblue · 02-29-2020, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by God-Speed

Good Saturday Morning All. Hope you all had a good week. After the gym this morning the Mrs and I will be running errands and getting steaks for tomorrow night.

Nice weather again today with a high of 76* with some clouds but 0% chance of rain. That will come Monday night through Wednesday. Anyway, have a good one guys and make it a safe one at that!!

I'll shoot you a text when Beau comes over around 1ish. Feel free to stop by.

Rusty · 02-29-2020, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

My bar is raised high; that’s why I’m probably still single

You want one that makes more money then you. A sugar mama.

Spooler · 02-29-2020, 02:29 PM

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My bar is raised high; that’s why I’m probably still single

LOL, that's why you don't get any. You got to do a 5 from time to time to get to the 9 and 10's.

jchammond · 02-29-2020, 08:29 PM

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LOL, that's why you don't get any. You got to do a 5 from time to time to get to the 9 and 10's.

I do a 5, at least once a week

Zingston · 02-29-2020, 08:44 PM

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I do a 5, at least once a week

You know, 2 5s are a solid 10. Just sayin... cuz i gud at maff.

jwick · 02-29-2020, 08:56 PM

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I do a 5, at least once a week

Your hand doesn’t count

Rusty · 02-29-2020, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

I do a 5, at least once a week

Old lady Palmer and her 5 daughters.

Got to make sure that the equipment still works.

Spooler · 02-29-2020, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

I do a 5, at least once a week

Yeah, with your imagination hand spanker.

Spoiler · 03-01-2020, 07:01 AM

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I do a 5, at least once a week

Ah geez... and I shook your hand once...

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God-Speed A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Austin, Tx. Posts: 4,367 Drives: Prototype Rep Power: 2684377	Good Saturday Morning All. Hope you all had a good week. After the gym this morning the Mrs and I will be running errands and getting steaks for tomorrow night. Nice weather again today with a high of 76* with some clouds but 0% chance of rain. That will come Monday night through Wednesday. Anyway, have a good one guys and make it a safe one at that!!