The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXV

Zingston · 01-29-2020, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

Stop it... you're scaring me. I just got here Sept 3rd and haven't lived through the heat of a summer yet... I don't like my ballz being sweaty all the time...

Oh lord, y'all are gonna hate what's coming. I was born here and i absolutely hate it. My guess is you'll end up being 'half backs'... means you moved from up north to fla, but hated the heat and crowds, so then you move half waY back up north. Spoiler, that means you'll be Spooler's neighbor. EW ends up somewhere in backwoods West Virginia.

Rusty · 01-29-2020, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Oh lord, y'all are gonna hate what's coming. I was born here and i absolutely hate it. My guess is you'll end up being 'half backs'... means you moved from up north to fla, but hated the heat and crowds, so then you move half waY back up north. Spoiler, that means you'll be Spooler's neighbor. EW ends up somewhere in backwoods West Virginia.

I can see EW becoming a hilbilly.

Walking around with a sheep under each arm. Being a pimp. Yelling that they don't kick.

Zingston · 01-29-2020, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

I can see EW becoming a hilbilly.

Walking around with a sheep under each arm. Being a pimp. Yelling that they don't kick.

The kick'less ones cost more, right???

Rusty · 01-29-2020, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

The kick'less ones cost more, right???

You would have to ask EW. He's the sheep pimp. So he would know.

Zingston · 01-29-2020, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

You would have to ask EW. He's the sheep pimp. So he would know.

Sorry, my bad.

Rusty · 01-29-2020, 09:58 PM

Getting a sheep off of EW is like the "No Tell Motel". Instead of getting 2 Buds, a condom and a set of clean sheets. You get a Colt 45 quart, a pair of panty hose, and a tube of KY.

Zingston · 01-29-2020, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Getting a sheep off of EW is like the "No Tell Motel". Instead of getting 2 Buds, a condom and a set of clean sheets. You get a Colt 45 quart, a pair of panty hose, and a tube of KY.

Colt 45??? Sounds like an even trade to me. I mean, right?

Zingston · 01-29-2020, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Colt 45??? Sounds like an even trade to me. I mean, right?

Id take some Mad Dog 20/20 as a substitute. Just sayin'

eastwest2300 · 01-29-2020, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Getting a sheep off of EW is like the "No Tell Motel". Instead of getting 2 Buds, a condom and a set of clean sheets. You get a Colt 45 quart, a pair of panty hose, and a tube of KY.

eastwest2300 · 01-29-2020, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

You would have to ask EW. He's the sheep pimp. So he would know.

this is the first im hearing of this..

madwi · 01-29-2020, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

this is the first im hearing of this..

We have the pics to back it up.

eastwest2300 · 01-29-2020, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

We have the pics to back it up.

post 'em up duude...

jchammond · 01-29-2020, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

I can see EW becoming a hilbilly.

Walking around with a sheep under each arm. Being a pimp. Yelling that they don't kick.

He’s already told me that he is part RedNeck

eastwest2300 · 01-29-2020, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

He’s already told me that he is part RedNeck

i am though...

eastwest2300 · 01-29-2020, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Oh lord, y'all are gonna hate what's coming. I was born here and i absolutely hate it. My guess is you'll end up being 'half backs'... means you moved from up north to fla, but hated the heat and crowds, so then you move half waY back up north. Spoiler, that means you'll be Spooler's neighbor. EW ends up somewhere in backwoods West Virginia.

nawwww.. im here to stay...

01-29-2020, 09:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 69 Posts: 35,449 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684438	Getting a sheep off of EW is like the "No Tell Motel". Instead of getting 2 Buds, a condom and a set of clean sheets. You get a Colt 45 quart, a pair of panty hose, and a tube of KY. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

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